Dancing with the Stars bitch who turned into a country singer – at least that’s what I’ve gathered about her from some bad skin infomercial she is endorsed – showed up to an event with pink eye and it left at least one person wondering whether she got it from letting her record exec jerk off on her face and getting some in her eye, or if he is one of those weird rich people with weird control issues who is into weird fetishes like shitting on the face of a Dancing with the Stars dancer turned country singer he just signed and the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting but at least her nipple was hard – sometimes the little things make up for the disgusting things….like whether a bitch’s heart is still beating when lying comatose in the hospital you work at versus hittin’ up the morgue, cuz both corpses have pussies, just one is less creepy that the other, if you know what I mean….which I hope you do…because I have no fucking idea how the two are related.

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