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Paulina Rubio does the Lady Gaga of the Day

Paulina Rubio is pushing 40, so I don’t really understand why she’s marketing herself the same way some ugly 20 year old annoying piece of shit is. Sure, I guess it’s her way of staying relevant and giving the Mexicans a taste of American pop culture, but I think it’s a little fucking embarrassing. See, there comes an age when every piece of trash needs to hang up her leotard in style, and move onto either spending her stupid money she’s made, or refining her style for her aging fans. I don’t really have a problem with fucking 40 year olds, or getting off on their tits when they wear nice lingerie, but I do think there is a time and a place for trying to overcompensate for being old and washed up by being as sexy as you can, and that time and place is usually at 3 am, in her hotel room, when everyone’s wasted….

But you may have a soft spot for this bitch, and I have a job to give you things you may find sexy, like Kirsten Dunst on her Death Bed, or whatever other bullshit I threw up on your screen today…

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  • Bob Smith

    Gaga is pushing 40 as well, but they won’t tell you that because 40 year olds can’t sell records to Gaga’s 14-18 demographic.

  • lol, Lady Gaga is hot!