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Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is a picture of Heidi Klum’s ass to remind those of you who have wives or baby mommas who got fat after the pregnancy and blamed the pregnancy that your woman is full of shit and just fucking lazy.

Realize that she’s been waiting for an excuse to sit around and eat all day for her entire life and knew that once she locked a dude down and got knocked up she could finally stop ordering the fucking salads and starving herself and eat the extra cheese pizza, fries and everything else she’s been depriving herself in trying to stay desirable enough to lock a sucker down.

Seriously, Heidi Klum has a great fucking ass, she’s middle aged and has an army of half African kids with Seal, a black man who would still love her if she was 250 lbs, and she manages to look like this. It is amazing and a reminder that everyday girls suck.

Pics via Bauer

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  • Heidi Klumhas an amazing ass, and she’s a pretty cool person I hear. I could break my dick off in that ass, though.

  • cowbulls

    I could never get past the fact that she let Seal get in her pants. Worse, it wasn’t a drunken mistake; she married the ugliest man (?) in the world.


    Actually, Seal is not an ugly guy, his facial scars make him look strange but is a rather good looking dude. To really be honest with you Cowbull, you have less than hell freezing over to get or sleep with Heidi, if that makes you feel any better there buddy.

    I know Cow, you have fantasizes of these women who you will never meet or screw and in your mind or in some remote distant dimension you think you could get them in your bunk bed which you share with your grandma. Well Cow, I am here to let you know that it wont happen and to let go of those fantasies and go out and get a real woman with breasts. Touching breasts for the first time will activate your inner man, and your penis will grow. Soon, it wont be long before you lose your virginity, my friend.