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2010

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie Eve Martinez here.

I walked into our disgusting apartment at around 4:30 today to see Jesus stumbling around in a drunk stupor that could only means it’s Tuesday, because Tuesday afternoon drunk wreaks of desperation of trying to get through the week, while Friday afternoon drunk is more rejoiceful thanks to the onset of the coming weekend. Defining Jesus’ level and type of drunk is less science and more art, if you ask me, which you didn’t.

He mumbled something about going Germans and the Olympics, shoved his way past me, and went out the door leaving it open behind him. In any event, he will probably return tomorrow with some story about a Geman whore shitting all over his face in exhange for a sac of chocolate coins he mistook for Gold medals he could hawk on ebay.

Until some sort of story materializes, click these links.

Hugs and Kisses

Marie-Eve Martinez

Bar Rafaeli is a Fucking Whore
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Sore Loser
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Unexpected & Accidental Celebrity Sex Icons
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Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Abigail Clancy Hotness
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In Case You Forgot: Aubrey O’Day Is Really Slutty
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I Love a Good World of Warcraft Freakout – VIDEO
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Sienna Miller Pantyhose Upskirt
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Juggalo News – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Renee Zelwegger and Her Squinty Eyes Are Lookin Half Bangable
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Ebony Pussy on the Cam – VIDEO
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Celebrity Rehab: Family Edition
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Miley Cyrus is a Cheap Hooker of the Day
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Nude Sledding in Germany – VIDEO
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Meet Monika. She’s Worth It
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The Game In Studio With Travis Barker…
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Topless Sonia Wild Will Drive You Well, Wild
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Kristen Stewart is Like a Less Hot Version of Wednesday Adams
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Prinzzess Sasha
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Olivia Wilde in ELLE Magazine, March 2010
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Alexis Carpi Is Perfect In A Bikini
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Delaware Pediatrician Accused Of Molesting Over 100 Children, Including Babies!!!
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Whitney Houstan, We Have a Problem
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Cute Teen Has Some Alone Time
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Take on We Are the World for Haiti – VIDEO
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OMG SPENCER PRATT I HATE YOU
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Kesha, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Web Came Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rhian Sugden Naughty Nudes
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Teen Babe Yulia Studio Shoot
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WTF Bikini – Gallery
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Happened to My Face
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Follow Me, Fuckers!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – RAY J On A Magazine Cover With Booty
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