Heidi Montag looks like a haggard trainwreck of a prescription drug addict, thanks to all the plastic surgery and genetics that made her pretty fucking ugly, but she does have stupid fake tits, that despite hating fake tits, look better than no tits, I guess….so here she is in a shitty funnyordie video because funnyordie is really not funny, but they clearly think they are, otherwise they probably would have changed their name, or maybe this is some brainwashing shit to trick us into thinking this shit is funny, cuz they tell us it is and people generally need to be told what’s funny or not, that’s why TV had laugh tracks.

Either way, here are her useless tits that won’t save her or her husband who milks her…so now that she’s not funny, does that mean we can kill her and watch her die, or is that just a lie from this bullshit website.

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