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2010

16

Mar

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Are in a Movie of the Day

The movie is called “Just Go With It” and it is the first ever movie to cast Heidi and Spencer Pratt, unfortunately it’s not a movie that leads to an accident on set yet, leading me to believe that Heidi and Spencer are filming it themselves with their video camera, but it turns out that it’s an actual movie with Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Adam Sandler, and these two idiots…no not her jacked up fake tits, those are the only two good things about her attention whoring….and they aren’t even that good…they are stupid looking and inflated like we were still in the mid-90s when fake everything got a girl in Playboy. Stupid fake tits are dated and unimpressive…I meant her and her boyfriend….

Clearly, they are being used as some kind of joke in the movie, when they should have been ignored so that they actually do kill themselves or turn to porn and I can only imagine how excited they are about this shit, it’s kinda what they live for…and that annoys me. But she is showing off her titties for Jesus, cuz she’s a fake born-againg, like the hypocritical idiot we all know she is, and when girls show their tits for Jesus, I like to pretend she’s showing off her tits for me….no matter how much I hate the bitch…and plastic surgery or not…I find her pretty fucking ugly.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Heidi Montag

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