The first Craigslist deal of the day is a father selling his kid for $5,000. Apparently the kid doesn’t fuss and if he does all you have to do is shove the fucker in the closet. I can only assume this is a joke that made the news becuase the news are idiots but it’s still funny…

But in more interesting deals on Craigslist…..here’s a husband selling his wife for sex on Craigslist because sometimes getting paid to let someone fuck your wife you don’t want to fuck anymore and force her to do it if she fights by threatening your kids makes sense…unfortunately the laws are uptight and call it prostitution and kidnapping even if it’s just for sexual fetsihes, the recession but most importantly…FUN…

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