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Archive for the Craigslist Category

2010

06

Apr

Dramatic Craigslist Assault of the Day

This is a pretty crazy story, a married dude walked into the wrong house after seeinga sex ad on Craigslist. He thought he was going to a Soccer Mom’s house for group sex, but instead ended up in the house of an 18 year old, who he thought was playing hard to get….so he finds out it is the wrong address, goes to the right address, gets turned away because he it was some joke and he was the 12th person to show up there for the Soccer Mom sex, so he goes back to the 18 year old’s house….and now he is being charged for 4th Degree Sexual Assault, whatever the fuck that is….

I think it’s pretty obvious dude pulled the 18 year old girl’s address off the computer at the Local Gym, posted a fake Craigslist ad to another address to get to her and come onto her but it all backfired…

But this proves that Craigslist can be a lot of fun….before this story I just thought it was good for Gay Bashing cuz it made it a hell of a lot easier cuz all the closet cases have to do is put an ad on Craigslist looking for gay sex and they gay basher will have their pick of who they want to drag behind a truck like this was Brokeback Mountain….

It turns out that Craigslist has far more layers of excitement than that….Watch the story. It’s nuts.

Posted in:Assault|Craigslist

2010

19

Mar

Craigslist Deals of the Day

The first Craigslist deal of the day is a father selling his kid for $5,000. Apparently the kid doesn’t fuss and if he does all you have to do is shove the fucker in the closet. I can only assume this is a joke that made the news becuase the news are idiots but it’s still funny…

But in more interesting deals on Craigslist…..here’s a husband selling his wife for sex on Craigslist because sometimes getting paid to let someone fuck your wife you don’t want to fuck anymore and force her to do it if she fights by threatening your kids makes sense…unfortunately the laws are uptight and call it prostitution and kidnapping even if it’s just for sexual fetsihes, the recession but most importantly…FUN…

Posted in:Craigslist

2010

25

Feb

Craigslist Sperm Donor on The People’s Court of the Day

This is fucking ridiculous….it is an obvious joke, even one of the dykes is laughing the entire time and shit is all over 700 dollars…dude was hired off Craigslist to donate sperm and poor dude got involved with some gutter women who can’t even pronounce “Insemination”, while he’s just some video gamer who likes jerking off….serious fucking lie…this is what America Television has come to.

Here’s part two….take it in while you can…

Posted in:Craigslist|Sperm Donor

2009

20

Apr

Are any of these dudes you….of the Day

I guess Craigslist really does come in handy. I’ve used to it to look for concert tickets and new apartments whenever I plan on leaving my wife, but I guess I wasn’t tapping into it’s full potential, not that I’d want to get with a 14 year old boy, but I figured where’s there’s 14 year old male prostitutes hustlin, 18 year old female prostitutes aren’t too far behind…but the problem with 18 year old prostitutes is that you don’t get your name and picture on TV and the Internet makin’ you famous and everyone wants to be famous…watch this sick story.

Posted in:Craigslist|Pedophiles|Sex