I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.

He danced like on the bench of his table loving the attention and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was making out with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent comment….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming at chanelled the birthday he didn’t get the red bike-in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…

I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least once before his crew held him back…..

Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…

That is unacceptable….

He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, or made him go nuts, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating bubble boy…..

I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….

He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this ridiculousness.

The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who shove women and turn around and throw out those women…

Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he gets upset and throws fits.

Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he shoved a woman….

Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, cuz they were preoccupied with themselves he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..

The craziest thing was that his crew was holding him back…..as he got rough with the girl after he lost his shit….It’s like some switch went off and he went nuts….very unstable….

She won’t press charges, because she’s not like that..but he did shove her, hurt her and made her cry….

More soon….

Update – I don’t have pics but I did see him make out with a fat girl. I love how celebs are above the law and can do whatever they want. What I said only offended him 45 seconds after he laughed and decided to play angry. Gay cowboys are pussies. But more importantly the restaurant owes me 200 dollars.

Trust me it was amazing…until I was kicked out and the girl I was with got attacked for my amazing joke! Girls shouldn’t get beat up especially by guys who bully girls…I am not the emo fag, gyllenhaal is…I have never seen someone act like such a baby ever.

What it comes down to is Sticks and stones will break my bones but Heath ledger jokes will always hurt Jake Gyllenhaal…enough to shove a girl hard enough to make her cry…

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