Spring is here – that means it is time to get your car washed…and if you’re like me and you don’t have a car…it’s always entertaining to walk about to those school groups and charity car washes and asking the hottest bitch whether she wants to give you a wash….they never say yes…and if they are under 18….you sometimes get threatened…but pussy is a volume game….one may agree to do it and then I can die a happy man….

Not as happy as the boom mic guy in one of these videos though, I mean sure Sara Jean is hot, but her working the camera is cheesy as fuck and no matter how hot a body is, I can still get annoyed by a bitch….and not think this is the fucking top of the pussy ladder…..there’s hotter bitches out there for you to fuck. Trust me.

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