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2018

22

Aug

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower

I may be asked to remove these pics of Sara Jean Underwood living her Camp Life, Van Life, adventure travel life, spent in the woods and National parks, where she is in touch with nature all naked, because her life is one nice vacation, she did the ground work in her 20s when she was in Playboy, on G4TV, building that audience, unfortunately having fucked Ryan Seacrest, something I’ve heard is a terrible experience across the board, cuz he’s a weirdo pervert coke head who is aggressive towards the women he makes sign his NDA contracts with….but that Sarah Underwood has survived and can do what matters most…just fucking remove herself from the scene, publish great content for her fans who pay her to live through her patreon, all while remaining hot.

I am a big fan of what she’s doing, but she’s not a big fan of what I am doing taking her pics people pay for….so I may get an email…but any excuse to get her to email me…cuz she’s hot and doing cool things…is a good one.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2018

25

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood Nude of the Day

I am going to assume that Sara Jean Underwood posted her tits for her fans that pay her to live her best life as a hot, despite being in her mid-30s, travel instagram babe, who actually has a feed I am very into because I like nature and unnature tits…

She’s the playboy generation, the last of the good young girls using the platform to get famous, before having to do social media of their own to get famous, something Sara Underwood has also figured out how to Master…

She’s really got the shit end of the deal because no brands will touch her, or very few brands will touch her, while many old perverts want to touch her…

She’s got this massive following, but relies on the old perverts to pay her, rather than the big brands…while Kim K is out there taking dick and getting the whole family deals…pretty unfair existence I think..

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2018

21

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Tits of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood posted her tits for her Patreon – the way she supports her life…of travel and adventure…making 40k or plus a month and all she has to is show her nakedness, like the playboy girl she was decades ago…

I can’t believe people pay her 20 bucks to sponsor her life….20 years too late…

I call her tits Seacrest tits….because before dating Seacrest she had natural tits, but Seacrest likes the huge tits….I know because he tried to buy a girl I know bigger tits….it is his power play….

Here are the tits….

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2018

16

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood is Hot and Oiled Up of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood gets the short end of the stick, and I am not talking about Ryan Seacrest’s dick, back when he bought her tits and got her into TV hosting like she was Olivia Munn, only instead of going on the a thirsty attention seeking film career like Olivia Munn, she faded away back in Oregon where she came back harder than ever on her instagram with constant daily amazing pics in amazing places because despite her unnatural tits she likes being naked in nature…and it makes for some epic hikes, epic adventures, some VAN LIFE good times, all filled with nudity…and I’m a huge fan…despite her being in her mid 30s…

But despite all her following, she doesn’t get any of the brand deals all these other whores get, who don’t do nearly as much great content as she does….

So she’s forced to Patreon like I have been forced to patreon – (SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER CLICK HERE ) only I assume she gets followers…

Her feed is magical…her following huge…her celebrity there…but always a playboy chick…

While Kim Kardashian literally as a porno tape with a porno company and bitch is in VOGUE…being a fat vapid cunt…

The world is UNFAIR.

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2018

25

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Erotica of the Day

I think that Sara Jean Underwood probably gets the short end of the Instagram Model stick, because she started out as a Playboy, and for some reason brands slot her as some kind of whore…but she’s got 8.8 million followers, gets tons of engagement, but still makes money driving dudes to her nude content that they pay monthly subscription for, rather than closing brand deals, and I’m sure she’s got a very solid audience, a strong fan base, a lot of support and that her business supports her and does really well…

She’s in her 30s, still looks awesome, has a rocking body, despite her RYAN SEACREST BOUGHT TITS – cuz I know women who have banged Seacrest and who he has tried to buy tits for – TRUE STORY….

Ultimately, her life or content feed of the pics she’s posting is awesome. It’s travel, adventure, camping, van life, hikes, waterfalls, these stunning American locations in the National parks…with her half naked in front of them…posing…it’s funny, ridiculous, hot, and beautiful all at once.

Whatever it is she’s doing, I’m into it…an instagram model, doing instagram travel and adventure, getting paid to get naked…it’s the best of all worlds…

here are some pics of her…



Sara Underwood Nipples

Here’s her BOLT ON TIT SLIP…

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2018

05

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Tits of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Tits in a white swimsuit

Sara Jean Underwood is one of the top profiles you should be following on social media…she is this travel and adventuring Pacific Northwest based Playboy chick who tried TV hosting after Seacrest got her new tits….

She goes to this amazing places and she takes these amazing nature shots that happen to have her slutty poses somewhere in the mix, like a where’s WALDO, but more of a where’s her ass or bolt on tits…

She camps, she does VAN LIFE, she lives in cabins, her boyfriend is even an instagram influencer in the Small Cabin / Small Home scene…and it’s a really weird mix of cheesy slutty naked and aspirational and beautiful…shit you want to have as your screensaver shit…

I am a fan…and so are millions of other people, but I have a feeling because she’s a nude model and in her mid 30s…she isn’t getting nearly as much money as she should…despite Kardashians making billions while being porn chicks…and I guess in ways she’s a porn chick in her own right, a camping porn chick who you haven’t seen fuck but you have seen her vagina…and shes hot.

Here’s a round-up of some of her pics.

There’s more…

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2017

03

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood is Still Hot of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood is Still Hot

Sara Jean Underwood posted a nude shower scene from her new porno we call “monthly subscription not safe for work nude instagram / snapchat account for her fans to jerk off to”…which isn’t that interesting thanks to the Ryan Seacrest funded bolt on tits, but that is still alright because girl looks hot…and must be pushing 35 by now…

I almost feel bad for this one, because she is hot, and she managed to break through from Playboy into the mainstream like other Playboy chicks, but for some reason she couldn’t stick it…so instead she’s doing internet porn on the internet…like a low level chick…when she was a fucking TV host…replacing that cunt Olivia Munn who went on to manipulate actual movie roles…while Underwood posts nude shower scenes from her porno..

FUNNY how the world works..

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