It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here…

Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…

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In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that….

Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up….

She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…

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I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her…cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics…

[galery]

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Sara Jean Underwood is no virgin….obviously…that didn’t come out right…what I was trying to say is that she’s no stranger to showing her tits for attention…because that’s the only fucking reason she exists on our radar…she did playboy, we’ve all seen her naked….I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host…

Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it….is against the fucking rules…

Seeing pics like this pisses me off.

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No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..

What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….

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Sara Jean Underwood is tapping into the softcore part of her roots, you know the firs 3-4 pics of a Playboy pictorial, before the actual nudity comes out, cuz she probably misses it, or more importantly knows that’s all people care about, and the only reason she has a job on TV is cuz she got up into that at 18…..and the good new is that after she posts smut like this on twitter, I can CROSS REFERNCE HER NUDE PICS, SIZING UP HER LABIA making her new half naked pics a good support document to her old naked pics that made her relevant….I dig it….

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