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2016

15

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood Has Figured Out Instagram of the Day

I think we should take a minute to give Sara Jean Underwood some credit – where credit is deserved….

You see, we know that instagram is a place where pretty much every girl with an instagram is using it as a platform to post sleazy pics of themselves…but we have to remember there was an evolution to this.

There was a time when only the real strippers and bar maids, before bottle service girls even existed, would use Myspace to post cheesy half naked shoots…but the average girl would debate or even be reprimanded by family for posting anything remotely sexual…

They worried about “career as politicians” or “professionals” or whatever…

While this Sara Jean Underwood – was like – I want to do Playboy, I’m hot, I’m 18, fuck school, let’s get fucking naked…

She knew the dream, the fame, the possible fortune all for getting naked was the fucking answer and didn’t worry about what anyone thought…

She went onto fuck Seacrest up the ass for a while, TV host for the nerds, but now…now she’s on instagram in what some could see as “doing what the insta whores are doing”….but for the old timers like me…she’s doing what’s always been hers to do…

Here she is some video

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2016

02

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram is Looking for Followers of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is going aggressive on this instagram thing, realizing her sole purpose in life, is to be half naked and as slutty as possible with her great ass and stupid fake tits, since TV didn’t really work out for her, but it did get her Ryan Seacrest coke snorted off her asshole before it got fucked, or maybe it was her doing the coke snorting off assholes, either way, she was naked modeling like instagram models when you got paid to do it for Playboy…and now she’s reclaiming what is rightfully her, she’s got half naked shoots for money down, and she’s building on what she’s already built up, to monetize and own her own destiny because why should all these other hookers get the budgets when they didn’t even have to fight for their celebrity like Sara Jean Underwood did…they just posted to the internet and boom – they exist…

This is what I call whore wars…catty, subtle, fighting for followers, fighting for budgets, taking slutty pics together. It’s low level LA…

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2016

27

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood See Through for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Jean Underwood was in Playboy. She is only on TV or Twitter famous because she spread her vagina…naked…in that magazine and really she wasn’t really famous on TV, she was on some sinking show that made Olivia Munn, but that was still garbage…

Her posting her fake tits in a skimpy outfit should not be endorsed, celebrated, or even jerked off to…it’s been done, it’s played out, because if anything this is supposed to be the only thing she does…

If anything we should hate her and her fake tits for turning her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore….she has misused them and their fake titty powers….right?

All this to say…She’s had Anal Sex with Ryan Seacrest…we just don’t know who’s on top…

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2015

10

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day

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I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively.

She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits…

Anyway, she’s not doing Playboy, but she’s doing shoots…that aren’t naked enough for someone who is an aging playboy playmate, I’m assuming 30 or older…you know that should be porn…but since these are just preview pics for whatever this is…they could be porn…fingers crossed…I only want the best for a girl who’s pussy I’ve already seen, I’m loyal like that..

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2015

04

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Nipples of the Day

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Did Sara Jean Underwood get dumped or something?

She’s on a serious fucking mission…to get her nude pics back out in circulation…

For those of you who know who Sara Jean Underwood is, she was a playmate of the year, who dated Seacrest, thanks to her mom being smart enough to encourage her into Playboy at a young age…before getting a hosting job and leaving that nude life behind, where she instead tried to manipulate nerds with video game and superhero talk…only for that show to get cancelled and I guess she’s burned through her money – or is trying to find new rich guys to finance her…because she’s back, with some book, of all her nudes, but back…

It’s weird, but she’s still hot enough to look at naked…so look at her naked…even though people are more fun to look at naked when they don’t want us to look at them naked…naked is always ok….

TO SEE THE NUDE PICS FROM HER BOOK
CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Oct

Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked…

She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst..

Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges…

I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there..

Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist…

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2013

08

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

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I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

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2013

12

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Feeding a Squirrel McDonald’s of the Day

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She’s already got naked in Playboy numerous times at 18, I mean that was the foundation of why she matters. She’s dated the most robotic Dick Clark close with a a lot of reach. She hosted a show that catered to loser nerds who could jerk off to her naked pics while planning their weddings, or sculpting her vagina replica with their model paste leaving her few options to stay relevant and matter…so that’s gotta be why this Sara Underwood trash is feeding a Squirrel what looks like a McDonald’s fry…Get the PETA motherfuckers mad…make some noise…that’s what

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2013

06

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

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I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…

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2013

11

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood was a Playboy star, mainly because at a young age she was smart enough to jump onto the Playboy nude modeling, knowing that at 18, her chances were better than at 25 when most girls realize “shit, I’d do playboy since normal jobs suck and failing at modeling and acting and TV hosting has robbed my soul”….because dudes like seeing 18 year olds naked whether they are all that hot or not.

Then she got implants, pretended to date Seacrest, got a TV hosting job, and became too big and famous to get naked for money, typical.

Well now her show is over, her fan base a little nerdier, and her eagerness to get another TV gig probably high, but the hope is that she gets nothing, and ends up going back to nude modeling and seeing her post pics in her bikini, makes me think that’s probably what is going to be happening.

We call this a cry for male attention and an attempt to stay relevant. Next stop….spread pussy pics!

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