2017
04
May
Sara Jean UNderwood doesn’t listen to those cunts at TLC…not the CHANNEL, she’d listen to them, you can tell she’s eager to get her own TV show…
I’m talking Lisa Left Eye Lopez who said not to chase waterfalls, and look where it go her…
DEAD!
Exactly, so do what Sara Jean Underwood does…and chase some fucking Waterfalls…in the freezing Oregon weather…half naked because that’s why people are tuning into the whole nature walks she takes us on.
I dig it.
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2017
03
May
Sara Jean Underwood is a mid-30s naturalist, who I guess is into nature and camping and all the beautiful things the country has to offer. She hikes, she poses next to waterfalls and other amazing things, and she documents it in the most slutty and self involved way…
But for some reason, I think it’s an interesting hook. I mean she was in Playboy at 18, she tried to do some legit hosting, she fell into obscurity, and she made a serious and aggressive instagram comeback….
I don’t think she’s making any money doing this shit, because she pushes private snap chats and private instagrams and sells monthly memberships to her smut…but if it finances her great trips to these great places…where she can produce her smut…I am all for it..
We live in a world where everyone gets naked for instagram, in all the same poses, and places…at least some effort goes into this…and she’s a veteran and expert…as it is all she’s known..other than Ryan Seacrests daytime TV dick…
SO I support, I don’t pay her monthly subscription fees, but I’ll promote her for free, and not make fun of what is seemingly a wonderful thing!
I like that despite being freezing, she still gets naked, it is wonderful.
Here’s more:
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2017
21
Mar
Sara Jean Underwood, the ass on Instagram vs the ass in the paparazzi pictures, is some of the biggest news of the day….but not really…I just like looking at an aging Playboy…trying to be relevant with all her nature porno pics after years of trying to be a TV host after having cocaine sex with Ryan Seacrest….and hosting nerd TV…and now doing this…
It’s always so exciting when the paparazzi vs instagram photoshoppped facetune pics come out…because everything is a lie…the internet is a lie…and I am a lie when I try to get girls to send nudes…
But she’s not really lying…she’s just being shot by bad angles…
TO SEE THE PICS click here
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2017
02
Feb
Sara Jean Underwood had a strategic fake titty slip – in her mission to produce the most landscape photos with a 33 year old glamour model in them….without getting totally naked because despite being a Playboy Playmate who’s pussy you can see online – who has fucked Ryan Seacrest, who is the reason she got big fake tits, he loves that shit – true story, he’s offered girls I know tits….she was on TV replacing Olivia Munn who went famous, so she has an image to uphold and unfortunately that’s why this one went to instagram…..where she doesn’t really do nudity…but still has a rockin’ body and that’s really all it’s about…the rocking body.
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2016
24
Nov
Sara Jean Underwood is someone we’ve known about or followed for a pretty long time, she’s in her 30s and was known for doing Playboy, back when Playboy got girls naked and paid them nicely to get naked, before instagram was created and everyone started getting naked, even girls who didn’t have that Playboy looking stripper vibe, which is actually why this one got so much love, she was small breasted, cute, just a normal looking 18 year old, and 18 despite being legal is fucking young….either way she existed…owned it..probably even has a Playboy tattoo on her asshole or cunt or something equally classy…
Then she dated Ryan Seacrest who probably ravaged her ass like she was a dude or Dick Clarke or Simon Cowell who created him….because that’s what closet case woman haters do….he was probably jacked up on coke the whole time – to allow himself to get it up for a chick – as coke dick is a myth…
From Ryan, she got some fake tits, terrible decision to fake tit haters like me, but he showed her the mind fuck that is hosting, and she replaced Olivia Munn on a show that even featured this very SITE, DrunkenStepfather.com – more than once – because I’m iconic, I just get no love for it – and no one believes me…so that opened up a whole new world for her to reach nerds who could jerk off to her…then the show got canceled, the network shut down…and she was left to fend for herself…
Fast forward a fews years, all well rested and living in Oregon, this creature figured out how to grow her social media to massive size…and do the images she was doing for Playboy and really they are good enough…they aren’t overly cheesy, and she’s creating a name for herself, off the backs of all these other whores she cross promoted with, but she’s back in full force….
This is a video of her from Instagram Live that I watched last night and thought “Brilliant”….this girl is brilliant..and her ass is great too.
Now I avoid promoting her because she’s shameless, but this is just too good to ignore…Thanksgiving Dreams baby.
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2016
29
Sep
At least she knows her worth….she knows what she’s good at and what her fan base is into. She also knows how to position herself in more than just cheesy sleazy half naked Playboy from the early 2000s poses…but also to get as big of an audience on social media that she can…pulling the same tactics as the strippers and hookers of instagram…but she’s got a back story, she’s been in Playboy since she was 18, when she was fresh and amazing and at 32 years old…she’s seen some shit…mainly on her strap on after fucking Ryan Seacrest…before getting stupid implants at his request..because all gay dudes in the closet like clown tits because they think they have to…before getting hosting on a TV show…and in turn not becoming an OLIVIA MUNN in mainstream movies..but rather an Oregon living hippie bitch who hikes in her underwear for social media content…the hustle is silly, but it’s real..and here’s her HIKE…Sara Jean Underwood, an inspiration to us all..
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2016
13
Jul
I try to ignore Sara Jean Underwood, I don’t really know why I try to ignore her, I just see her pics popping off all the fucking time, every fucking day, three times a fucking day on her massive instagram and I’m not that into it.
That doesn’t mean that I don’t think she’s got a hot body, I just don’t think she’s inspiring or interesting. She had her time to shine and now that she’s over 30, which is dead in the model world, even the low level model world so this going back to the glamour modeling that was once naked in Playboy when she was 18, 18 at her peak…which you can GOOGLE and look at…and now this..
But I guess, I’m just looking at things wrong, I am not remembering that she dated Ryan Seacrest and had what I assume from girls I have met who have fucked Seacrest – she’s a dirty dirty girl….or that she hosted a NERD TV show that gave her a taste of an actual job….that could have made her the next Olivia Munn but none of it worked out for her…so she’s back to this…and taking her title from all these amateurs as a pro half naked cheesy photoshop girl.
I should be more encouraging to girl of all ages – and of all backgrounds – getting naked – and/or still getting naked…..even if it’s half naked…because we all like jerking off and need to stare at as many round asses as possible…
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2016
01
Jul
Sara Jean Underwood is in her 30s, I spent the last 4-5 months ignoring her instagram hustle because it was so fucking obvious and that annoyed me – while she’s living up in Montana or Colorado, done with the Hollywood lie / life, she’s still managing to secure her fans from her Playboy days and her Attack of the Show G4TV show that made Oliva Munn and her nerd posse exist…..while building up a new audience doing share-for-share shoutouts with every hooker on instagram – creating a mini empire of cheesy and trash – while still rocking her great body – and I’m not really a fan, but how could you hate on over photoshopped cheesy classic Playboy pics, that Playboy doesn’t even do anymore – it’s like flashback friday – only it’s recent because it’s all she knows…
Photoshoots for instagram -…
Videos for instagram….
She’s also on snapchat….low level porn on an RV…great booty…shitty implants…memories of the only smut we once had..
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2016
23
Jun
I ignore Sara Jean Underwood. I just figure she’s had her time to shine and that was int eh playboy era…when she was 18…while at 30, I’m just like whatever…
But she is killing it on Instagram. She’s reclaiming her Playboy relevance, her expertise, her pre-Ryan Seacrest fake tit hosting shitty TV show sex strategy…
She’s doing the Share for Share, Women Crush Wednesday with every low level hooker with millions of pervert followers and is in turn getting millions of pervert followers and coupled with her previous pervert followers – she’s relevant again!
All it takes is slutty pics on some slut – and put that slutty slut content out there…for easily impressed bros to get excited about…instead of forcing them to find new pussy doing the same silly photoshopped photoshoots for instagram…which isn’t instant at all..
These pics are hilarious….beautiful scenery never looked so cheesy…and botox…I guess she’s bored living in Colorado…
Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW
2016
24
Feb
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Sara Jean Underwood has it all figured out. She’s one of the few 18 year olds of her generation who understood the importance as a feminist to get naked to establish an exceptional career….to get paid…because she was doing it for fucking cash money, in an era 18 year olds were too scared to get naked because it would ruin their future careers / lives…but this one just grabbed it by the balls and said…fuck it…let’s go…
Now all girls get naked for free, at 18, or younger, it’s just standard practice, but as an old timer who remembers a time when girls didn’t get naked, the ones who did get naked, were critical…
The ones who did get naked…were everything…until Ryan Seacrest did coke off their assholes while they diddled his butthole…
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