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2015

10

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day

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I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively.

She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits…

Anyway, she’s not doing Playboy, but she’s doing shoots…that aren’t naked enough for someone who is an aging playboy playmate, I’m assuming 30 or older…you know that should be porn…but since these are just preview pics for whatever this is…they could be porn…fingers crossed…I only want the best for a girl who’s pussy I’ve already seen, I’m loyal like that..

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2015

04

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Nipples of the Day

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Did Sara Jean Underwood get dumped or something?

She’s on a serious fucking mission…to get her nude pics back out in circulation…

For those of you who know who Sara Jean Underwood is, she was a playmate of the year, who dated Seacrest, thanks to her mom being smart enough to encourage her into Playboy at a young age…before getting a hosting job and leaving that nude life behind, where she instead tried to manipulate nerds with video game and superhero talk…only for that show to get cancelled and I guess she’s burned through her money – or is trying to find new rich guys to finance her…because she’s back, with some book, of all her nudes, but back…

It’s weird, but she’s still hot enough to look at naked…so look at her naked…even though people are more fun to look at naked when they don’t want us to look at them naked…naked is always ok….


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2015

19

Oct

Naked Sara Jean Underwood With a Beard of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is an ex Playboy chick, turned host on a nerd show that didn’t really do much after the network went bankrupt because she had no real skill set beyond getting naked…

She replaced Olivia Munn on the show when Olivia Munn ran off to be a comedic actress, which was probably her goal before taking thing hosting job….so always a step down for her, even though Olivia Munn, is the fucking worst..

Where as this was Sara Underwood’s attempt to take her boyfriend at the time’s advice….and be like him…You know, Ryan Seacrest..tyring to legitimize whores forever…from Kardashians to this…in between his cock and coke binges…

I assume that the hosting was her only mainstream job…because the nerds she was trying to manipulate…like their women not naked for the world…so they can jerk off to her without thinking she’s a slut who puts herself out there..

Because she’s back getting naked….unless this is old…but old or not..it’s weird…trying to be artistic…in a world where art is dead…because everyone does nudes pretending to be an artist…

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2013

08

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

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2013

12

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Feeding a Squirrel McDonald’s of the Day

She’s already got naked in Playboy numerous times at 18, I mean that was the foundation of why she matters. She’s dated the most robotic Dick Clark close with a a lot of reach. She hosted a show that catered to loser nerds who could jerk off to her naked pics while planning their weddings, or sculpting her vagina replica with their model paste leaving her few options to stay relevant and matter…so that’s gotta be why this Sara Underwood trash is feeding a Squirrel what looks like a McDonald’s fry…Get the PETA motherfuckers mad…make some noise…that’s what

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2013

06

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood Trash for Men’s Fitness of the Day

I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…

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2013

11

Apr

Sara Jean Underwood’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was a Playboy star, mainly because at a young age she was smart enough to jump onto the Playboy nude modeling, knowing that at 18, her chances were better than at 25 when most girls realize “shit, I’d do playboy since normal jobs suck and failing at modeling and acting and TV hosting has robbed my soul”….because dudes like seeing 18 year olds naked whether they are all that hot or not.

Then she got implants, pretended to date Seacrest, got a TV hosting job, and became too big and famous to get naked for money, typical.

Well now her show is over, her fan base a little nerdier, and her eagerness to get another TV gig probably high, but the hope is that she gets nothing, and ends up going back to nude modeling and seeing her post pics in her bikini, makes me think that’s probably what is going to be happening.

We call this a cry for male attention and an attempt to stay relevant. Next stop….spread pussy pics!

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2013

18

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here…

Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…

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2013

18

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day


In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that….

Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up….

She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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2013

31

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Has Gone Back To Smut of the Day

It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…

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2012

18

Dec

Let’s Get Excited Over Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Dress of the Day


I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her…cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics…

[galery]

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2012

20

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Flashing Garth Brooks Poster of the Dy


Sara Jean Underwood is no virgin….obviously…that didn’t come out right…what I was trying to say is that she’s no stranger to showing her tits for attention…because that’s the only fucking reason she exists on our radar…she did playboy, we’ve all seen her naked….I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host…

Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it….is against the fucking rules…

Seeing pics like this pisses me off.

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2012

15

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood in Panties of the Day

No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper..cuz that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

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2012

15

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Cosplay for Comicon of the Day


Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..

What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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2012

09

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Whores Out for Twitter of the Day


Sara Jean Underwood posted some cleavage to her twitter because she’s only on the map from doing Playboy and cleavage ain’t a fucking thing for her, I mean why else would she buy herself some fake tits….she’s a whore trying to make it in the mainstream the only way a whore knows how and I am totally into that, even though she should go back to getting naked for money, instead of this cock teasing shit….

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