Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics…

I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me….

Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike….

At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing…

But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle…

Publicity stunts like this are alright but I prefer staring a pics of Sara Jean Underwood’s nicely shaved cunt….someone she should stick to exposing…

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Playboy crossover star of the year is really killing it in the mainstream world, she’s got an awesome body, a set of shitty fake tits, and is on a show with a fanbase of fucking virgin losers who love her talking their language. She’s got a good thing going and I don’t mind her doing it…cuz I get to cross reference her work to pics of her bald pussy and that’s more than I can say for the other sluts pulling her TV hosting hustle….

She’s hot. I’m a fan. That’s it.

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Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body. I generally don’t really like to praise these Playboy whores who fucked their way into better lives by still being whores, but being less naked about the shit, because you see, I prefer when a Playboy whore makes slowly trickles into Sex Tapes, and a porn career, versus going the other Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, route of an actual TV career, but Sara Jean Underwood has a hot fucking body…and I guess it is nice knowing that her hosting career wasn’t started because of fucking her way to the top, she dated Ryan Seacrest, was his public girlfriend, but thanks to his homosexuality, her amazing pussy was left unscathed.

Sure, I hate the nerd manipulation that she’s onto and that Olivia Munn was onto before her, but nerds need masturbation material too, it might as well be a bitch who they can gawk at naked pictures of , instead of Olivia Munn in her underwear or some shit that was bullshit for Maxim….you know what I mean?

It’s like this whore is a legit whore, and nerds get to jerk off to her genitals, instead of the idea of her genitals, and that is a good enough for infatuation for me…See my logic is that as long as pussy lip is involved, I can respect the fact that you pretend you’re married to her every night before bed…..making her a great candidate for G4TV….and more importantly, making this dress a hero in its own right…

Amazing…except maybe for her face, and her fake tits, cuz fake tits are never amazing, as they are purchased, but who’s really lookin at that…in something so short with such great ass attached…where are the upskirt pics? Find them and send them to me. Thanks

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Sara Jean Underwood is the crossover star of the year. She went from showing her very nice shaved pussy in Playboy, to getting implants, playing Ryan Seacrests girlfriend for the media cuz he’s gay, in exchage for TV hosting lessons, to replacing that scamming Olivia Munn, by doing what Munn does but better looking, because let’s face it, manipulating nerds is genius, cuz they are easy to win over and remain loyal for a long long long time, and all it takes is her stripping down into a bikini….It’s a real exciting story, can’t wait til the biography is made into a movie….but first this playboy trash is gonna have to learn how to write.

Either way, here she is in Rio for Carnivale a few months ago…

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The nice thing about Sara Jean Underwood is that before she exchanged hosting lessons for pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend for 2 years, she was naked all over Playboy…meaning that now that she’s on G4TV for the nerds, replacing that useless cunt Oliva Munn, you know slowly making the move to the mainstream like a modern day Jenny McCarthy, is that you can always cross reference her stupidity with her nude pics….and for some reason watching a bitch on TV when I know what her implants looked like before they were implants, but more importantly I know what her pussy looks like , photoshopped maybe, but last I checked it was all slit, making me like her more than if I had to wonder….I’m a lazy man and like being served…and this bitch does it and you gotta like that in a woman…especially when her body looks like this…

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch G4TV and she may be a totally annoying cunt, but in pictures she works for me, and her cunt is far from annoying to look at….

Here she is on Twitter doing some Furry Fetish shit…but more importantly doing her TV and Twitter career right… FOLLOW ME

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I guess Sara Jean Underwood’s superpower was just her willingness to get naked for money to show off her implants, or the fact that she was the diversion for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexual behavior and late now bathouse adventures he would go on to keep his sexuality going during the years they were fake dating….the good news for her is that the 2 years she pretended to be Seacrest’s pussy from Playboy, she learned the art of bullshitting your way on to TV, and now she’s the new Olivia Munn, whoring herself out to nerds, cuz they are the most loyal kind of fan, and so easy to manipulate, especailly when you’re background was getting naked for money, making you easy to jerk off to…all you gotta do is dress like a Superhero….

I guess strapping on for Seacrest paid the fuck off for this otherwise useless human…Apparently, .Gay gets you paid and that’s probably why she’s wearing purple as a tribute to Seacrests anus that made her….all while having a fucking hot little PUSSY …

All I know is that I can see past her disguise and I can see the real whore behind the mask…maybe that’s my superpower…

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I wonder what the most challenging part of her career was…

Getting naked in Playboy, like she was a common hot body trashy whore with fake tits, in exchange for stupid money that gave her the good life, or at least a life much gooder than her talentless ass deserved or expected, cuz she was should have been the top performing stripper in her community, but I guess she’s too good for that…..

OR… pretending to be Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend…you know letting the world think Ryan Searcrest crawled up these legs like the little money making monkey he is, when really he was locked in his basement jerking off to old pictures of him and Simon Cowell riding the waverunner together when they used to have something special..before they broke up and who really cares…here are her legs…for the sake of posting legs….

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Playboy Playmate of the year back in 2006 shitty fake titty Sarah Underwood has apparently replaced Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show, cuz Olivia Munn has taken her talentless ass onto bigger and better things cuz her nerd hustle worked, cuz nerds are loyal and oblivious to the fact they are being used, so long as the pussy is talking to them…easy formula to get fame and fortune….one I guess Sarah Underwood is trying to re-create cuz after Playboy success she was left all alone, with only the option of becoming a stripper available to her, so she got shitty fake tits, but before making the plunge is instead doing some Wonder Woman bullshit to keep the viewers happy and aroused…cuz bitches in Wonder Woman costumes are porn to them, especailly when they are on girls who were essentially softcore porn stars….even if they are trying to go re-invent themselves…and who cares…

The only good news in this is Attack of the Show, legit career, or not, we’ll always know href=”/cms/u.php?u=69897″>what her pussy looks like….and here …and here….and here…..all thanks to her exhibitionist to get noticed past and Google….

Here she is doing her mainstream hustle…but she’s always a slut to me…

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Spring is here – that means it is time to get your car washed…and if you’re like me and you don’t have a car…it’s always entertaining to walk about to those school groups and charity car washes and asking the hottest bitch whether she wants to give you a wash….they never say yes…and if they are under 18….you sometimes get threatened…but pussy is a volume game….one may agree to do it and then I can die a happy man….

Not as happy as the boom mic guy in one of these videos though, I mean sure Sara Jean is hot, but her working the camera is cheesy as fuck and no matter how hot a body is, I can still get annoyed by a bitch….and not think this is the fucking top of the pussy ladder…..there’s hotter bitches out there for you to fuck. Trust me.

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