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Audrina’s Stalker in Court of the Day

So a dude got busted dropping off letters at Audrina’s house and he must be crazy cuz everyone knows Audrina can’t read. Some stalker….

He was in court and he got frustrated I couldn’t hear a word of what he was saying but apparently it is funny…but not as funny as admitting to the world that you stalk Audrina Patridge, who is fucking useless and barely celebrity….almost as bad as getting arrested for stalking the bitch who works at Starbucks cuz she smiles at me and a smile means she is my wife in my culture that I invented for the sake of justifying why my dick is exposed and I’m asking for a Latte, if you know what I mean…

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