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Charlize Theron’s Sex Eyes Still Look Hot of the Day

I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you….

I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer.

Pics via Fame

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  • Drunken Pig

    Whatever…where’s the upskirt shot’s you lazy fuck??!!

  • Joe

    She sucks !
    This liberal cunt constantly badmouths our country that made her millions. Her houses reek of dogshit shes a lousy neighbor
    I don’t care how “pretty” she is –can kiss my ass.
    Hey Charlize dont like America and the US Constitution ?
    How about you go home to S Africa and open that big mouth and see what happens !

  • Drunken Pig

    ^^She’d probably get gang-raped by GORILLA’S back in S Africa..’cause that’s what GORILLA’S do!!

  • Kodos

    To hell with Charlize; Candice Swanepoel now represents S. African Hotness.
    Go home and babysit the kaffirs, bitch.

  • Jay

    Her own boyfriend couldnt take her shit and he’s from England
    She wouldnt last 3 minutes in South Africa without armed guards.
    Shut TFU or go home Charlize !

    This is what you get when you mix French and German DNA folks

  • stfu

    Fuck you lazy fat fucks, she’s not only beautiful but she is smart and a former ballerina.

    Probably freaky in bed.

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  • cowbulls

    I wish she would shut her liberal socialist mouth and get the hell out of the US and go to one of those communist countries that she loves so much.

  • stfu

    I know you homo’s love brain dead faked tittied broads with zero morality and with a permanent membership to the free clinic…no wonder your country is so fucked up.

  • beavis

    Don’t listen, Charlize. I will protect you from these ignorant teabaggers. Call me, babe.