The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well.

So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying….

That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory…

Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.

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