Dancing with the Stars is funny, since no actual stars are on the shit, instead it’s just retired celebrities no one really cares about anymore, who were at one point possibly considered stars, but are far from the shit now….since actual stars are busy working or keeping a low profile cuz they hate the attention they get as is….since they are stars and people don’t leave stars the fuck alone….

Ex-sports players are funny, because they are usually dirtbags who were brought out of the gutter and got paid too much money, that they usually spend on stupid shit, like whores…because when they were growing up they were working too hard at going pro to get noticed by chicks because they didn’t have millions a year in their bank account before they hit 25…

So maybe Cheryl Burke can’t get through to him in the dance studio cuz the only way he listens is when he plays “street hooker”, or maybe it’s strictly a sexual fetish for him cuz like all people who dance together, they fuck together, or maybe Cheryl Burke is just a whore, who worked as a stripper, back when her dancing class skills only made her qualified for that gig, before America got hooked on Dancing like we were in the 1940s again….

Either way, funny pictures featuring fat ass for a bitch who dances all day…

Pics via Bauer

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