Cheryl Burke is a mom…with a stupid looking face…who probably has no business being on TV, but is on TV, actually I don’t even know if she is still on TV, but was on TV, because she could dance…

I’ve always viewed her as a failed stripper, you know the beacon of hope for professional dancers everywhere that one day may make it in the world…well not her specifically, but all these Dancing with the Stars hookers…and now I just view her as some mom tits in a bikini..because this picture is the extent of her existence this Holiday Season…and always.

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Dancer to the stars….who is not my kind of dancer to the stars I like….you see cuz I feel all professional dancers who couldn’t make it as Vegas Show girls…or in the movies….all down on their luck in Hollywood….should be the kind of dancer to the stars who gets naked…hoping to lure at least one celeb into getting them pregnant….at private strip shows in the mansion coke parties in the hills…..making her a failure as far as I am concerned…and not just because her dancing body has become all doughy in her maternity leave….but not doughy enough for her to hide it….but instead celebrates it with her bikini…in what makes little to no sense…other than that bitch just doesn’t care…she’s made it places she never imagined and now she can be lazy about things….like her body cuz she’s a mom….and that’s just what mom’s do when they throw in the towel and appreciate the time off of the gym….gross…

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Cheryl Burke is so uneventful even in her bikini…because every professional dancer who is not a stripper….you know who didn’t fail at being a professional dancer and end up as a Pussycat Doll or coach on Dancing with the Stars, or in a Vegas show….is a dancer I want nothing to do with….cuz the professional dancer’s turned strippers cuz all else failed possess a certain depression and desperation….while putting on a fantastic stage show…you know they thought was destined for Broadway…but that now is just killed their spirits, robbed their souls and left emptiness in their eyes…but at least they keep on performing cuz as a profession the show must go on…and they get that…

But here’s Cheryl Burke….a mom….in her bikini….living the life of luxury and not just because she’s escorting….like she should be…but because she’s a money maker of her own….what the fuck.

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Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works…

It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish…

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site…

Why did I do this to myself..

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I once said that here’s one of the dancing with the stars dancers in her bikini and despite dancing all fucking day every fucking day it seems like the good life may have taken the fuck over for her. She looks like she’s been eating all the fancy cheeses and burgers and fries her money can buy, like when she was the fat chick in high school no one wanted to take to the prom, before turning to dance with a bunch of other rejects looking for friends, only to end up on TV instead of the stripclub where she would have belonged if she gained weight in the right places…you know less on the hip and more on the motherfuckin’ tits….

I stand by that statement….cuz this body makes no sense to me…and staging bikini pics when you’re round like that is just straight up confusing….Maybe this is skinny, athletic, etc, in America….Who the fuck knows, I just post the pics…

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