I once said that here’s one of the dancing with the stars dancers in her bikini and despite dancing all fucking day every fucking day it seems like the good life may have taken the fuck over for her. She looks like she’s been eating all the fancy cheeses and burgers and fries her money can buy, like when she was the fat chick in high school no one wanted to take to the prom, before turning to dance with a bunch of other rejects looking for friends, only to end up on TV instead of the stripclub where she would have belonged if she gained weight in the right places…you know less on the hip and more on the motherfuckin’ tits….

I stand by that statement….cuz this body makes no sense to me…and staging bikini pics when you’re round like that is just straight up confusing….Maybe this is skinny, athletic, etc, in America….Who the fuck knows, I just post the pics…

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