The funny thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she’s not that ugly for a 40 year old, but she just can’t land a husband, or someone willing to knock her up and that makes me laugh. She’s a typical cunt who thinks she’s got so much going on that she’s too good for the average dude who is into her. So she runs after these Brad Pitt replacements that constantly reject her because with bitches with high standards, comes high maintenance and when you’re just fucking her because you’ve wanted to since you saw her on friends, you realize that it’s not worth the fucking headaches, so bitch ends up alone cuz even with all the rejection, she still thinks she’s too good to get with dudes who would actually put up with her bullshit….The good news is that there will always be cats to keep her company and fill her big empty house when she stops getting work and is forced to face her demons with no distractions a few years down the road. That’s when she’ll be good for moving in on, like the old maids in my neighborhood who couldn’t have kids cuz they had their uterus removed thanks to cancer caused by their careers as prostitutes, a career that made marriage a fantasy….

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