If you told me 6 years ago that I’d be writing about Jessica Simpson’s haircut on my own website, where I can pretty much write anything I want to write about, but chose to write this, I probably would have laughed in your faggot face and stole your wallet, but here I am today….posting pictures of the shit and writing about her haircut like a group of bitches at the coffee shop with nothing better to do with their fucking days or hair stylists who made their life about this shit and care about this shit, when all I see is some dyke shit that’s still long enough for me to pull her hair while cumming down her lonely throat, not that that will ever happen in my lifetime, but it’s the only way for me to not let this post depresse me more than I already am….

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