Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston…

I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need….

Pics via Bauer

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