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Archive for the Pants Category

2010

15

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Jacked Up Pants of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston…

I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jennifer Anistion|Pants|Wedgie

2010

04

Mar

Cheryl Cole in Some Leather Lookin’ Pants of the Day

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Everyone seems to care about this Cheryl Cole bitch and I’m not really sure why. I am also not really going to bother to look it up. I just know she’s some UK popstar trash with prison tattoos who hasn’t quite made it in America, she’s married to a black soccer player who also hasn’t made it in America and I guess whatever scandal is going on will be milked to get as much media attention as she can going into her move to North America…see there is a big world out there but the entertainment industry in the USA is the top of the pile of shit, it pays the most, the fans are idiots who buy into the bullshit because they have nothing better going on and I’m just happy that she’s wearing these leather lookin’ pants like the whore that she is, not because it’s that hot or exciting but because I have nothing better goin’ on…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Leather|Pants

2009

23

Oct

Sophie Monk Working Out Her Sloppy Body in Tights of the Day

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Sophie Monk was working out in as little clothes possible for shit to not fully scream a publicity stunt, until she decided to do what any bottom feeding attention whore would do and call the paparazzi to come and snap off some pics of her, because I guess she’s been working out or at least staying fit since her body is really all she has to offer and she figures if the paparazzi send out the pics, maybe people will post them and maybe producers who already know and ignore the fact she exists, will change their tune on her and give her work, despite her having no talent.

I guess the only thing we can learn from Sophie Monk and her hanging on to whatever she has as hard as she can is that delusions can take us across the world and into the bed of random popstars and in turn into a household name, cuz let’s face it, she’s only a somebody cuz of that pussy her pants are so gently squeezing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leggings|Pants|Sophie Monk

2009

25

Sep

Jessica Biel and Some Ill Fitting Pants of the Day

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I never found Jessica Biel hot. I wasn’t like those motherfucker who fell in love with her watching Seventh Heaven, who never fully let that celebrity crush go and move on with their lives.
She’s just a little too rugged and strong lookin for me. I like my women to look weak and frail to run from me, not like they can run a marathon, build a log cabin from scratch and wrestle a bear and win all in the same day all in efforts to escape my penis.
And I definitely don’t find her hot in this outfit, but that’s probably because she’s dressed like the 75 year old science teacher I had who took me bird watching in a pair of Knickerbockers before raping me back when I was 12.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ill Fitting|Jessica Biel|Pants

2009

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

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Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

04

Sep

Ashlee Simpson in Some Leather Pants of the Day

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Marrying and Emo bi sexual dude turned this bitch into some kind of monster, but I guess if you were her, you wouldn’t want to look like Ashlee Simpson either, so she’s really doing herself a favor by doin’ this whole vampire shit. She looks fuckin’ skinny, she looks haggard and you would be too if you married a homo who wouldn’t fuck you ever and just used you as a vehicle to birth his devil child or some shit. I don’t really care and either do you, so why am I even writing this, I should just throw up the pictures, like Ashlee Simpson throws up her dinner every night.

Bonus – Here She Is In Showing Off Her Little Vampire TITS..

Pics VIa FAME and INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Leather|Pants

2009

30

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Some Stupid Pants of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s found an interesting way to hide her fat, and that’s to make pants out of fucking bed sheets. I don’t know what shit she’s trying to pull off, maybe it has something to do with trying to connect to her roots by wearing traditional traveling Armenian gypsy outfits or maybe she’s tyring to connect with her black man market by dressing like MC Hammer in the 90s, rockin’ some parachute pants like she was Theo Fucking Huxtible, or Dwayne Wayne, or maybe bitch thinks she’s is a Genie in a bottle you need to rub the right way, and the right way, and as far as I’m concerned, the only way to rub this pig is not behind the fuckin’ ears on on it’s pig pussy, but by shoving a 12 gauge down her throat by tellin her to suck your pipe like it was Ray J, but that’s probably because I have anger issues or maybe it is cuz I think pigs should be treated like pigs, not named and brough into the house like a fucking pet….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pants|Stupid

2009

28

May

Fergie’s Got France in her Pants of the Day

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I got in a race war last night. I was drunk at a bar, pretty much alienating everyone that crossed paths with me while progressively drinking harder and harder and I don’t think I pissed anyone off officially, but when I left at the end of the night, a group of hispanic dudes were screaming at the bouncer, calling him a ni**er and I guess I took offense, despite the world thinking I am racist, I really find that kind of behavior unacceptable. So I probably said something that triggered something in one of the dudes, who happened to not be hispanic, but brown, and as soon as I stepped onto the sidewalk he fuckin’ bitch slapped me full force, with a running fuckin’ start and got be right on my ear. The bouncers who I know made me go back inside and before I did, I kept asking him if he was going to make me eat out his vagina and shit like that. My ear is blocked and ringing. I am hungover and the whole thing was fuckin’ ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as Fergie’s ass in these jeans.

Posted in:Fergie|France|Pants

2009

27

May

Beyonce in Concert With No Pants on of the Day

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If Beyonce was a boy she wouldn’t be wearing a fuckin’ one piece bathing suit, unless of course she was a cross dressing boy. If Beyonce had any fucking respect for others and wasn’t and self-loving bitch who thinks she’s better than the rest of the fuckin world, she wouldn’t be wearing a fucking one piece bathing suit, she’d cover her fat ass up.

Maybe this women’s liberation, independent woman, all the single ladies bullshit kick should take a fucking time out and stand in the fuckin’ corner where it belongs, because her fashion sense on stage may influence other fat girls to dress like this, thinking they are loving themselves, while alienating the men who would possibly consider fuckin’ them when drunk, because being face to face with their fat pantless crotch when not alone at their apartment, will usually make us walk the other fuckin’ way.

Posted in:Beyonce|Concert|Pants

2009

10

Mar

Girls Have a Pissing in Pants Competition of the Day

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I saw this on Youtube the other day and didn’t think to post it because I was too busy trying to crop and upload pictures of some usesless celebrity vagina that people seem to care about, but shouldn’t, especially when this kind of fucking amazingness happens in everyday life.

I don’t know why we fixate ourselves on famous people, or why people are drawn to them, after doing this site they all seem pretty fucking boring, fabricated, vapid and useless. Everything they do is staged, they make too much fucking money and people give them way too much positive reinforcement that distorts their reality into thinking they matter while really they don’t do anything of substance with their money or celebrity for the world. They are pigs….

But not the kind of pigs that matter, because if they really mattered then they would hold celebrity pant pissing contests and documented that shit for the world to see, probably never, because of cocksucker PR people and bullshit images to maintain to make the church happy, but that is the reason why you all gotta seperate yourself from that bullshit media mindfuck and take shit back to the public bathroom, the dorm room and wherever else their are sluts trashy enough to piss themselves together for the sake of honest fucking entertianment.

Posted in:Girls|Pants|Peeing|Pissing