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Archive for the Pants Category

2009

12

Jan

Lady Gaga Wears her Leather Pants for Her Big Black Ass of the Day

Here’s a slut who thinks she’s an artist at what looks like an airport in a pair of those leather leggings all the sluts are wearing, only unlike the sluts I know, she’s got some serious Kim Kardashian fat booty and like all bitches with fat booty, she’s very popular in the hip hop clubs…..sure, I like a nice fat ass as much as a brother, but I have trouble seeing part her broken crack use lookin’ face to appreciate all her Italian family dinners gave her.

If you’re wondering what having a real fat ass….here’s a little glimpse…

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga|Pants

2008

29

Aug

Shenae Grimes Has a Hot Little Ass in Some Stupid Fucking Pants of the Day

Shenae Grimes is some Canadian actress who has been on the Show Degrassi that I have seen a few times but only because watching teenage girls have sex makes for good TV. She’s rumored to be some kind of partying coke slut, which seems totally unlikely considering she has minor fame but enough for her to have an ego, she has lots of money and pretty much everyone is doing blow now that shit’s pretty fuckin’ accessible and helps feed her ego, and that all makes sense because you’d have to be on something to wear a pair of pants like this out in public and I am not talking about being on an Indian Reserve, I am talking hard drugs and lots of them because the last time I saw someone in pants like this, the dude wearing them was trying to convince me that huffing gas is part of his culture and he only does it to stay true to his people before asking me if I wanted to pay him to give me a blowjob because I guess inuit prostitutes come with penises too.

Either way her ass is little and hot and she’s about to takeover on 90210 the Next Generation so get ready to see more of her thanks to her new found stardom

Posted in:Ass|Pants|Shenae Grimes

2008

05

Aug

Hayden Panettiere and Her Yoga Pants of the Day

I am posting these picturs of Hayden “built like a fridge” Panettiere because she is in yoga pants and seeing her in yoga pants makes me laugh because she’s looks about as flexible as a Christopher Reeves.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Pants|Yoga

2008

02

Apr

Gisele Bundchen Does Assless Pants of the Day

Looks like Gisele is working the next big Gay Pride Parade and these are pictures from the photoshoot to promote the big day. I always found her hard face a little manly, but had no idea that she was a lady boy from Brazil, despite being far too familiar with Brazilian lady boys but that’s a story I am planning on taking with me to the grave. I guess it’s good to see her breaking out of her shell and letting us all know about her alternative lifestyle by throwing on a pair of her friend who died of AIDS last year’s favorite pair of pants….living a lie is always a huge weight on your shoulders that often times needs to be broken down, despite how embarrassing it is for you and your family. I’m talking to you closet case.

Either way, if Gisele is your thing, here’s her ass in a pair of Gay Village special assless jeans that always throw me the fuck off when they walk by me on a big muscular dude in a leather vest, but may make you a little uncomfortable when you cum all over your lucky pair of underwear…weirdo.

Posted in:Ass|Assless|Gisele Bundchen|Pants