Miami is trash. So it’s only fitting the Jersey Shore trash got a raise and moved to the dream beach of all the other Jersey trash that wasn’t lucky enough to humiliate themselves on TV without realizing they are humiliating themselves, cuz the payout is so good and the attention they are getting is the attention they’ve always wanted and I have no problem with that. I don’t care that this shit exists, that they have a show, or that they are celebrities in bootleg Ed Hardy buying bottles on Goose at the club with MTV money…I only have a problem with the fact these troll lookin’ bitches who I wouldn’t fuck unless I had a boner I couldn’t get rid of and I had two broken hands, no other pussy around and they were eager to do all the work, like most ugly girls trying to secure their place in the world….think they hot and ugly girls who act like they are hot really makes me fucking mad….and in J Wow’s case, implants aren’t enough to save her from the rest of her body….and face….but I guess shit may help a bit…

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