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2010

03

Oct

Jersey Shore Pussy Flash of the Day

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I don’t work on the weekend, not that what I do is work, but someone sent this to my email, and I figured I had no choice but to post it. I am drunk and confused and I could say a lot here, but I’d rather let the picture do the talking….cuz I am in no position to talk…I am just annoyed I forget all the decent jokes I come up with and leave you with the shitty ones…sucks…I think this is an example of drinking making me sad….

I have no idea which Jersey Shore trashcan cunt this is, or even if that is her pussy, but they are all equally disgusting, so I guess that doesn’t matter…

Everybody thank MTV for the good times and even with the pussy flash I am amazed people watch this shit….

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2010

30

Aug

Jersey Shore Do Bodyshots and Girl on Girl Kissing of the Day

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I am onto Jersey Shore. They are so fucking obvious in their strategy to be the safe for TV version of Girls Gone Wild, by taking girls who would have been in the RV showering for Joe Francis, and making a show out of the trash.

So in keeping up with obvious, almost boring and expected drunk girl at the party behavior that has become norm at college events, thanks to Girls Gone Wild and other Spring Break related bullshit….that includes body shots, girls kissing girls, flashing panty and tits, and all the other bullshit that comes with being a trashy party slut, only I am pretty sure these Jersey Shore bitches are sober and just going through the action.

It is all bullshit, their ugly, let’s hope they die when their tour bus drives off a ravine because the driver is a hero willing to sacrifice himself to save humanity….

But on the positive side of everything, know that at least one teen who watches this bullshit is going to be busting out body shots at their next party….something…that just didn’t happen when I was in school, spoiling this generation even more that they already are…

If you like leathery skinned, horribly aged monsters rockin out like college whores, even if they never went to college….this post is for you…

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2010

16

Jul

Some Jersey Shore Useless Pussy of the Day

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I figure there was no better way to keep the site theme of the day “useless pussy” than to put up pictures of the ultimate useless pussy…I’m talking the pussy so useless that the already useless pussy aspire to be them…The stars useless, like king and queen useless the other useless pussy bows down to, because they don’t even have the body, looks, talent, careers or anything to justify being useless pussy….they are just useless pussy… making them even more useless than the other useless pussy who I just call useless cuz the work and shows they do are insignificant…when this Jersey Shore shit is beyond insignificant…it’s a viral video that no one shoulda seen that turned into this bigger than life bullshit…and here are the two main sets of tits on the show…both equally vile….attending events like they are relevant…when really they just re-affirm that we’re all fucking doomed….

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2010

25

Jun

Jersey Shore Pigs Go to an Event of the Day

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Despite being very gross looking, these Jersey shore cunts are really living the life…you know it takes a real celebrity to get invited to a movie premiere for a movie that should be straight to fucking video and 3/4 of the cast know it, but also realize the public are idiots and will still go see it cuz their favorite funny people are in the shit, I mean other than Kevin James and David Spade, but you get what I am saying here….just last year Snooki and J Woww were waiting in line at malls to see this crap and now their sloppy pig bodies are doing the red carpet with their sloppy pig tits…and I guess that mean’s they’ve made it and really I am not hating on them…cuz they’ve figured this shit out far better than I have…

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2010

25

May

Jersey Shore in their Bikinis Bring a Minute of Calm of the Day

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While you slave at work for the man or slave at home for your cunt wife or parents who you still live with because you are a chronic masturbating loser or a slave to the system cuz of your credit card debt that your unemployed ass can’t pay, these pigs are riding thru life without a worry, living the good life, on a free permantent vacation, just acting like useless garbage and not hiding the fact they are useless garbage, because America loves useless garbage, maybe because it distract them from the real issues in life or maybe because you are all a bunch of morons, cuz the USA is a trashcan of culture and Jersey Shore are the figureheads…..

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but these twats always look the same level of sloppy no matter what they are wearing, I just know they are in their bikinis and feel like that they are the ultimate fuck you to our shitty lives, so that’s why they bring this minute of calm…before we all collectively jump off the fucking bridge.

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Posted in:Bikinis|Jersey Shore

2010

06

May

Jersey Shore Trash Showing Cleavage of the Day

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The main two Jersey Shore trashcans were out in Miami doing what they do best and that’s doing nothing but showing off their tits to distract us from how disgusting they are….It’s nice to see just how much diversity there is in this group as one of them has big fake tits and the other has fat chick tits so the haters who say these uncultured pigs are two dimensional are fucking wrong…..

They were also doing shots of Tequila cuz it was Cinqo de Mayo and every cheesy motherfucker jumped up on the shit like they were Mexican…..maybe it’s because people like any excuse to party and I’m not against that, since I’ve got drunk every day, but I don’t need holidays or events to do it, I actually hate that shit cuz taking part in any group activity that a whole bunch of assholes are all excited about turns me off…I’m a lone soldier who likes to create my own holidays like “try to get a girl to send me picture of her tits day” and “maybe I’ll get to see up a skirt if I sit under this public staircase day”, take that like Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Cinqo de Mayo and anything else Hallmark created to manipulate the public to consume….

I think we should stick to getting drunk to forget, to repress, to distract and to justify failure all while dying from a slow drawn out suicide……a suicide we hope the Jersey Shore cast accelerate and take to the next level so we can forget they exist in a year from now….

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2010

03

May

Sloppy Jesery Shore Bitches on the Beach

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I don’t really mind that the Jersey Shore people are famous. They are substantially more opportunistic and clever than the trash I see locally who only care about their immediate circle of average at best looking girls in Ed Hardy and standing in shitty club booths pumpin’ bottles of Grey Goose like they really have the whole thing figured out. It’s not really their fault that they find the Guido lifestyle cool or want to be a part of it, especially when it leads to being on they type of TV where the more ridiculous you get the more people pay attention to you, and really when you have one chance to do it, you might as wll. America is trash and loves laughing at the trash because I guess no one likes to admit they are trash…and none of that annoys me…the only thing I can’t stand about the girls on this show is that they actually think they are hot and have it going on, like some fat stripper eating a hot dog who is totally delusional about the fact that she’s fat and shouldn’t be doin’ that…I just dont’ understand how anyone who is this would think they are great and not aspire to take their money and enroll in an etiquette class, some speech therapy and invest in a personal trainer and some classy designer clothes….but I guess it’s gotta do with gutter club rats being cool and who fucking cares what I have to say….they’re in bikini…and you like bikinis.

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2010

29

Apr

Jersey Shore and their Low-Grade Groupies in Bikinis of the Day

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The problem with America is that the majority of people in America are ugly and fat….and some of those ugly and fat people are teenage girls…and teenage girls are raised to think that what they see on TV is quality just because it is on TV and if you happen to come across something you see on TV in real life…you go fucking nuts even if you don’t even watch the show because since they are on TV they are therefore more important than you….feeding fucking egos and making people money who don’t deserve to make money.

The other problem with America is more of a problem with dudes in general and that is that pussy is fucking pussy and if that pussy is giving us attention no matter how ugly it might be it still makes us feel like the stars we want to believe we are….

So here are Jersey Shore dudes loving the attention they are getting from busted up college girls who think they are important….maybe it’s one of those quantity over quality situations, but I do know that if I was them I’d be taking full advantage of this eager pussy that thinks it just had its big break…

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2010

26

Apr

Ugly Jersey Shore Trash Think They are Hot in Miami of the Day

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Miami is trash. So it’s only fitting the Jersey Shore trash got a raise and moved to the dream beach of all the other Jersey trash that wasn’t lucky enough to humiliate themselves on TV without realizing they are humiliating themselves, cuz the payout is so good and the attention they are getting is the attention they’ve always wanted and I have no problem with that. I don’t care that this shit exists, that they have a show, or that they are celebrities in bootleg Ed Hardy buying bottles on Goose at the club with MTV money…I only have a problem with the fact these troll lookin’ bitches who I wouldn’t fuck unless I had a boner I couldn’t get rid of and I had two broken hands, no other pussy around and they were eager to do all the work, like most ugly girls trying to secure their place in the world….think they hot and ugly girls who act like they are hot really makes me fucking mad….and in J Wow’s case, implants aren’t enough to save her from the rest of her body….and face….but I guess shit may help a bit…

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Posted in:Jersey Shore|Miami

2010

22

Apr

Jesery Shore Trash in Bikinis in Miami of the Day

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I am just happy they kept Snooki wrapped the fuck up…..these are some really sloppy fucking girls…the kind of girls you know you can hustle in the club, not just because they are throwing up all over themselves, but because they aren’t hot, even though they think they are. Seriously, they all look like half-retarded dogs and the funniest thing about them is that they a huge part of their jobs is to rock out in a bikini all day, despite none of them really having a decent bikini body, not even the one with implants. I feel like I’m watching the beach day at the trailer park or some shit. There is nothing cool, or good about this, excpet maybe that there’s a risk for all of them to collectively drown…..

I didn’t know girls still dressed like this, and I would know, I live amongst poor, drunk, white trash and see them out everyday, and even they have more style than this Jersey shit…even the most gutter of strippers looks and dresses better than this, and America needs to stop these latch on pigs as they rock out in Florida for their new season about a month after Spring Break, or as they like to call it, the holiest week of the year….when the only people in Miami are Cubans, Old people and little dying kids on their make-a-wish foundation dream trips….

Here are the disgusting pics….it’s so irritating that these bitches don’t realize that they are actually fucking hideous….but at least they are in the bikini…..even though they represent everything wrong in society….

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