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Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

As an old timey internet troll, I remember an era where most people wanted to be anonymous on the internet, that was the whole fun with the internet, you know making fun of people and having them want you dead, but unable to track you or your family down, at least not in an obvious way, but I guess that was an era before the mall shopping normies hit the internet, but it doesn’t make it any less weird that now people are posting half naked pics of themselves, full face in the frame, rocking some swimwear because they know that bikinis or bathing suits get the most engagement amongst the perverts of the internet, we love swimwear!

But yeah, now all these people are trying so hard for you to know them by name, it’s no longer anonymous, it’s no longer bikinis for the people in your network of friends to jerk off to, while pretending you’re not thirst trapping, but rather pictures to get noticed, to get followers, to get on the map, to lure the stalkers, to potentially get raped and killed by weirdos, since the internet is full of weirdos, but that’s a small trade off for the potential of getting rich and famous either as an IG model pushing product or a whore selling nudes!

The one thing that remains constant in this narcissistic, ego-centric, self involved world, is that the perverts of the internet love hot half naked chicks showing off their swimsuit bodies!

So here’s a random compilation of that!


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Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Things to Wear to the Beach is my celebration of the bathing suits that the ladies of the world need to make themselves feel relevant and important on the internet….

Even the middle of the road mom who just got dumped by her husband of 30 years likes the attention she gets when on her “divorce” trip to a tropical destination to unwind after all the stress….only to slip into a swimsuit….to take some selfies on her snorkelling tour….to upload to the internet to make her network of friends and colleagues jealous, or horny, depending on how much weight she’s carrying after said divorce…..

That’s just one example of girls loving the excuse to strip down, “it’s just a swimsuit, this is what they look like”….so that people get off to them, excited by them, because we can all agree that we’d rather see anyone we know half naked, even if we don’t even really want to see them half naked at all.

The swimsuit fuels the internet and life an here’s my round-up….of totally random people in swimsuits!


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Instagram Slutty Round-Up of the Day

Too many sluts post slutty bikinis and other variations of slutty slut pics – not enough interest for me to write about each and every one of them….so I just compiled all the sluts…into one slut post – even though the non famous trying to be famous with more followers than the actual famous are more slutty and exciting to stare at than these working in the entertainment industry slutys….

Here we go:

Charisma Carpenter – Never Too Old to Jump…or be a Slut…Slut


Francia Raisa whoever the fuck that is….slut..


Hunter Haley King Not in a Bikini but being a Slut so that’s good enough…slut…


Inbar Lavi in the USA colors despite also being an immigrant….Slut


Jojo….Pointing Out her Butt because slut.

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Katherine McPhee – From American Idot to Instagram Half Naked…slut


Pregnant Katherine Heigl….slut…


Lea Michele Tucked the Dick In…slut.


McKayla Maroney – Olympic Slut Gold Medal Hero…who chose slut over atheleticism…or athleticism slutting…slut


Nadine Valezquex near Water with tits, Close Enough to a Bikini or an immigrant sneaking into the country…SLUT…


Odette Annable whoever the fuck that is with a skinny ass…slut..


Sarah Shahi Shameless Butt Shot – but it is Patriotic – is she even American? Slut.


Hailee Steinfeld – Butt…casual but still SLUT…


Nicola Peltz- Billionaire Slut – Not Doing it for the Money but for the attention a slut gets SLUT

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Pregnant – Spy Kid – Alexa Vega….SO SLUTTY SHE KEEPS THE BABY…SLUT

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Random Girls I Have Never Heard of Buy Who are “Famous” In Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know every girl who poses in bikinis, especially since bikinis are the number one way for people to get noticed on social media, so that even your friends, and friends of friends are posting bikini pics, making celebrity bikini pics irrelevant, especially since some social media girls are more popular than actual celebrities, because they get the internet and the love for tits on the internet…making me see too many bikini pics a day I don’t know what to do with them all, they don’t even make me want to jerk off unless they belong to the coffee shop girl, or actual people in my life, allowing me to be an actual pervert I am meant to be…

So here are a few girls in bikinis I’m seeing on the blogs, who aren’t social media girls, because there are too many social media girls to keep track of, but who are “famous” and in bikinis…for the holidays…

I don’t give a fuck who or what any of these girls are…so if you like them, google them…

Inbar Lavi….

Kareuche Tran…


Linda Park….


Adelaide Kane…


Dani Thorne…


Demi Harman….

Remember there are many hotter more relevant girls in bikinis on instagram….

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Today’s Top 2 No Names in Bikini Round Up Of the Day

Everyday in the celebrity babe blogging world. a handful of girls I have never heard of pop up in the forums , shot by paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want them to be shot, being at the level of fame they are at. You know, in bikinis, on the beach, and people for some reason are so desperate for bikini content for their sites, they post them, like these people fucking matter, when they’d be better off posting pics of any random everyday bitch in a bikini, because let’s face it, everyday bitches are probably as hot if not hotter, but more importantly, just about as famous as these girls, only these girls set up a wikipedia page, befriend the paparazzi, who knows, but the strategy, as low level as it is….works….and here are todays top 2 no names in bikinis…..

1- Michelle Heaton

2- Lucy Mecklenburgh

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Top 4 No Names in Bikinis from This Weekend of the Day

There are a lot of low level trash who put on bikinis for attention -the paparazzi take pics – the blogs write about them like they matter – but ultimately, they are no different than your mom in a bikini, just regular girls with a dream, doing what they can getting half naked for immigrants with a camera.

Here are the top 4 no names in bikinis of the weekend. You don’t know who they are, what they have done, but you have seen them in bikinis.

1- Stephanie Pratt

2- Rita Rusic

3-Maripily Rivera

4-Claudia Romani

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Jersey Shore in their Bikinis Bring a Minute of Calm of the Day

While you slave at work for the man or slave at home for your cunt wife or parents who you still live with because you are a chronic masturbating loser or a slave to the system cuz of your credit card debt that your unemployed ass can’t pay, these pigs are riding thru life without a worry, living the good life, on a free permantent vacation, just acting like useless garbage and not hiding the fact they are useless garbage, because America loves useless garbage, maybe because it distract them from the real issues in life or maybe because you are all a bunch of morons, cuz the USA is a trashcan of culture and Jersey Shore are the figureheads…..

I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but these twats always look the same level of sloppy no matter what they are wearing, I just know they are in their bikinis and feel like that they are the ultimate fuck you to our shitty lives, so that’s why they bring this minute of calm…before we all collectively jump off the fucking bridge.

Pics via Bauer

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Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Renn in Bikinis for Glamour of the Day

Here are some pictures of Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and some other bitch I’ve never heard of in their bikinis, which is pretty much what they are supposed to be doing because they are bikini models…..

In an era where these bitches are conidered celebrities and constantly have paparazzi pictures of them taken when they are not in their bikinis, like when they are carrying their kid around grocery shopping, or when they are watching Mandy Moore’s ex-boyfriend who they married in hopes of being the next Mandy Moore play tennis, while not in their bikinis, it’s nice to see them back at their roots where they fucking belong….

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Models in Bikinis for H&M Swimwear of the Day

H&M did a pretty boring campaign that involved very little creative direction. They just got 5 models on the beach in their swimwear collection and I feel pretty fucking ripped off. You see, H&M is a huge company and they could have stepped up the shit a little. I mean we’ve all seen models in bikinis on the fucking beach to set a mood and sell bikinis to the masses, but we’ve never seen a campaign that involves those models in their bikinis using my face as a bike seat. Assholes.

Here are some pics of Daria Werbowy, Erin Wasson, Sasha Pivovarova, Julia Stegner and Lara Stone for H&M in bikinis….

BONUS – Here’s Daria Werbowy nude for Dossier Journal’s Spring Edition….You can see model pussy…which is code of hairy pussy cuz pussy hair is apparently fashionable when you work in fashion.

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Liz Hurley and Some Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

Liz Hurley opened up another one of her bikini stores and she wasn’t wearing a bikini. I guess she figures that most of her career relied on wearing bikinis and now that she’s older and less in shape, she’ll just let the bikinis make the money for her without her body and I guess it’s working out….but I’d still like to see her pay tribute to what pays her fucking bills by getting half naked…but I’d rather this scene of her and her two bikini models ended in a bitter and angry ex-model rubbing her sloppy ex-model tits all over the new model’s face before forcing her to eat cake and gain 30 pounds in some 2 month long lesbian kidnap/rape scene…but that’s just because I never hear enough stories about dykes raping motherfuckers with large phallic objects…but that could be a good thing considering dykes who would rape motherfuckers with large phallic objects are probably not the kind of dyke I want to see doing anything sexual.

Pics via Fame

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