Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features…

That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg.

And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me…

Either way, here’s the shoot.

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Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”…

I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am….

Either way, this bitch has been topless in ZOO and MUSE and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated..

That said – here are the pics….

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Here is German model Julia Stegner you’ve seen on this amazing, life changing, inspiring, incredible webiste before. She was Topless in Vogue Germany, she was Topless and Erotic in Muse and she’s even done some commercial work as a bitch in a bikini for H & M ….I still have no clue who she is, but I guess I don’t really have to, because she shows her tits for fashion and lots and lots of money and luckily that’s good enough for me…

The magazine is called Zoo and this is the 70s disco, cocaine inspired photoshoot and it makes me want to fuck…but then again so does everything, including this plastic bag filled with cookie dough my wife’s got sitting in the fridge…I’m a pervert, that’s what happens when you can’t turn on women you want to turn on but are instead stuck with obese women who smell like rotting vegetables and a food intolorence….

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Her name is Julia Stegner…She is a hot German 26 year old model who I’m down with and not because she likes being shit on like all German’s do….but because she’s willing to get naked for her craft cuz she knows if she doesn’t a thousand equally hot bitches will take her place and stomp out all the progress she’s made to date….and that works for me…

I always try to convince girls to get naked to advance their lives, careers and pretty much anything I can…unfortunately, I have no power so it never works out for me, so when I see others succeed at tricking these twats into nudity for money….I appreciate.

She’s been in the 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 and 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows and now here are her tits….

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Julia Stegner is some German Model and based on what I know about German people, showing her tits is really fucking tame, cuz German’s are way more into chaining each other up and shitting down each other’s throats, so I really shouldn’t be making a big deal about this shit by giving this bitch her own post, but I can’t help myself, when I see nipples for fashion magazines, I get hopeful that one day my site will get 100 pages of million dollar advertisers per issue….cuz fashion photography is just strategic porn….not that tits are enough to get me off in this desensitized state…but you get what I’m saying….If you’re even wasting your time reading this bullshit.

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