Things to Wear to the Beach is my celebration of the bathing suits that the ladies of the world need to make themselves feel relevant and important on the internet….

Even the middle of the road mom who just got dumped by her husband of 30 years likes the attention she gets when on her “divorce” trip to a tropical destination to unwind after all the stress….only to slip into a swimsuit….to take some selfies on her snorkelling tour….to upload to the internet to make her network of friends and colleagues jealous, or horny, depending on how much weight she’s carrying after said divorce…..

That’s just one example of girls loving the excuse to strip down, “it’s just a swimsuit, this is what they look like”….so that people get off to them, excited by them, because we can all agree that we’d rather see anyone we know half naked, even if we don’t even really want to see them half naked at all.

The swimsuit fuels the internet and life an here’s my round-up….of totally random people in swimsuits!

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