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2010

20

Apr

Jersey Shore Trash Get Her Nails Done in an Interesting Outfit of the Day

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I have no interest in Jersey Shore. I think the whole concept is a waste of fucking time and I try to pretend people like this don’t actually exist in the world. I already had no hope in society, but when the gutter shit I’ve seen in clubs get their own show, whether they are being laughed at or not, I just can’t accept it or grasp that they get paid decent money to humiliate themselves….and America actually shows and interest and cares about what’s going on in their lives…it’s at the point where it’s no longer a joke, or comedy, or idiots on TV, it’s actually a fucking phenomenon….these people are “The Hills” status celebrity…and I guess this pig is the next Heidi Montag….and here she is getting her stripper looking trash a manicure in some stripper lookin’ outfit….the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and bitch isn’t hot…but she sure as hell thinks she is…

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Posted in:Implants|Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

12

Apr

Bar Refaeli and Jersey Shore for Interview of the Day

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These pictures came out a long time ago, they are of Bar Refaeli and the cast of Jersey Shore for Interview Magazine, shot by Terry Richardson, proving that if you’re willing to humilate yourself on national television because it pays better than working as a bus boy at the hottest club in your town hoping one day you’ll get the bartending job, you will get a whole lot of fucking perks, like nustling up to Bar Refaeli tits in person and in picture for everyone in the world to see that despite how much of a joke you are, you’re fucking awesome, killin’ your early 20s harder than most kids you know in their early 20s who waste away in University….

The Jersey Shore people have inspired me….I need to get on a TV show….

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Jersey Shore|Terry Richardson

2010

07

Apr

Jersey Shore Take Their Trash to a New Trashy Beach of the Day

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Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

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Posted in:Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

18

Jan

Snooki Does Stunts of the Day

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I always respect piggy fucking people, like clearly fat people, who move like they aren’t fat because they either don’t realize they are fat, or just decide that they won’t let fat get in the fucking way because I am a fat person and I have enough trouble putting on my shoes, or getting up off the couch, or doing up my belt, or wearing pants that don’t have elastic waistbands.

That’s not to say that I actually respect this Snooki Jersey shore trash, because idiotic trash is never meant to be respected, but reality is that she doesn’t really annoy me at all, maybe because I don’t watch the show, but probably because she’s just loving every second of her fame like the cheesy fucking person she is and there’s nothing worth hating about that….

Here she is with her fat ass performing her own stunts…..

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Posted in:Gymnastics|Jersey Shore|Snooki

2010

14

Jan

Snooki from Jersey Shore is a Serious Ditch Pig with Tits of the Day

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Snooki is the kind of trash I normally can’t fucking stand…bitches who are all loud and annoying who act like they are hot shit when they are really just fucking disgusting trash, like seriously fucking disgusting, like borderline crackwhore in the gutter trash, where everything about them, including the tits they always have popping out of their shirts make me want to throw up, even though I generally love tits.

Snooki just doesn’t annoying me, maybe because I don’t watch the show, or maybe because she’s like a cartoon version of the cunts I hate. She’s just riding the fame game thanks to the 15 minutes that have made her fucking life that she probably already thought was fucking awesome to begin with….All I know is that you can book the bitch for 10,000 dollars and I can only assume that comes with blowjobs….and blowjobs are always fun…

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Posted in:Jersey Shore|Pig|Snooki

2009

09

Dec

Jersey Shore Knock Out of the Day

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I like trash, because I am trash and because trash get things done without worrying about social conventions like showering or pride or etiquette, we just do what we gotta do to get by and sometimes that involves knocking an loud, annoying, bitch the fuck out.

This is some show called Jersey Shore, I assume it’s about the guidos and clowns from the Jersey Shore and this could be staged, but staged or not, seeing a bitch knocked the fuck out is porn to me, especially when she’s dressed in Ed Hardy like this twat.

Not beating the fuck out of women is a dated concept. Get with the fucking times and break your wife’s nose.

Posted in:Jersey Shore|Knock Out