I am going to assume to assume that this is just a disgusting joke by a disgusting person, because even if your tampon falls out of your nasty ass mom vagina….You don’t tell anyone. Instead you bow your head in shame, mortified….too humiliated to face the world. Yet, Snooki, with her ghetto adopted girl class, thinks it is funny to tell the world about something that only happens to old ladies and/or girls with battered vaginas…up on some Christie Mack shit….with a couple kids shat out in the mix.

I don’t think this is a normal thing to have happen. Or to brag about. Because it makes you sound more vile than you are, even if you’re easy to fist.

I guess the good news is that she’s not pregnant.

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Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby…

You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot…

I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom…

MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked…

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You know the world is fucking doomed when your thinspiration is the fat troll from The Jersey Shore you assumed died of a drug overdose or possible choking on a herpes ridden dick during childbirth, because despite being played up to be a pile of shit of a human for the sake of entertainment, she was a pile of shit of a human….is your Thinspiration.

She is all that is wrong with the American dream…and here she is straight flexing…unfortunately, this pics don’t involve her flash card suicide.

PS – stop masturbating to these…you freak.

I know I should be more respectful when talking to high school drop out trash who are New York Times Best sellers thanks to the world being fucking doomed…

Unfortunately, all I see is red…but on the positive side of things…at least she’s not fat..cuz a fat Snooki is worse than a fit one…I know, doesn’t seem possible does it…cuz everything Snooki does is fucking tragic.

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I know you’re all sitting their in fear that Snooki may have got fed after midnight or sprayed with water…and her gremlin monster babies are about to pollute our world….reminding us that the Mayans did warn us of the end of the world by the end of 2012…and that it’s quite possible this is what they were talking about…..

But…as expected…it was just a publicity stunt, maybe a classic case of “Broken Telephone”….where someone in the public washroom overheard her while she was taking a shit say something like “come on baby, get out of my belly”….or maybe it was a classic case of short fat bitch all round in what could either be uterus or gut….and who really cares…it’s Snooki….why am I talking about her….more importantly why do I know she exists…..

I guess what I’m getting at is that we’re safe for now….but unless someone doesn’t give her a back alley hysterectomy…. we’re all at risk..

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Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

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It amazes me that Jersey Shore Exists. It amazes me when I talk to people who watch it religiously because I just wouldn’t put myself through that kind of shit for no reason, I feel like life has punished me enough….and I’ve done enough self abusive things that I can live a happy miserable life without this shit…..

It also amazes me that there are a group of people who watch the show, cuz they think these people are cool…I mean I just assumed as an industrialized nation, the only reason they exist is cuz people point and laugh at the the trainwreck…

It amazes me even more that anyone, even in Vegas, the asshole of America, would pay this pig to get half naked and host events….because the last time I paid for a pig to wear a bikini….it was when I was living on a farm and I got to cook the fucker and eat him over the course of a week when I was done fucking it….

That said, some stories are better kept to myself.

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I just hope someone Owen Harts this bitch…you know some real wrestler shit that leaves her dead before the age of 65…..you know like some Chris Benoit murder suicide, or Owen Hart broken neck in the ring, or some Andre The Giant too large for her heart to keep her going….or pretty much anything that ends her useless fucking existence because she doesn’t deserve any of the “fame” she’s got…I shouldn’t know who this monster is…being a punchline of a joke shouldn’t be so prosperous…bitch should be in the corner feeling inadequate and suicidal…not basking in every second of it…She is the fucing worse, even if she doesn’t need a costume for this gig. These novelty act PR stunts don’t help….FOLLOW ME

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I will never understand Snooki or why she is famous. I will never understand how this happened, cuz she’s just a fat little ditch pig you’d expect to be rolling around in her own shit after a night of hard drinking in the privacy of her home town, and not on TV for the world to look at and try to make sense out of….You idiots made her a best selling author…I don’t think you realize how wrong that shit is….Just last year she was writing her name in period blood on her ex hook-ups bathroom mirror, cuz it was the only word she knew….It freaks me out.

Big tits lose their appeal when they are hanging over a big stomach. Trust me, I know this shit first hand cuz fat chicks like me enough since they have no one else….

Watching her make these faces in hopes of hiding her ugly, while looking like an idiotic myspace profile pout from the 2000s, is kinda funny….

There is nothing hot about this….

This post was inspired by this bikini picture…

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Shit, Snooki on the cover of Rolling Stone or any magazine for that matter, you know with her little pig face, pig body and pig attitude is almost as crazy as Kim Kardashian releasing a song and hearing people give it praise even if it sounds like serious shit…maybe even the same shit that fell on her face when sucking Ray J’s dick in video as he pissed on her….

The world is doomed. We’re fucked, We’ve made celebrities out of garbage. Satan has taken over. We’re all going to die. We might as well try to enjoy the ride…

There’s nothing hot about this…seriously…this is unfuckable barnyard shit……

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