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2010

07

Apr

Jersey Shore Take Their Trash to a New Trashy Beach of the Day

Jersey Shore are switching things up by sending the trash from Jersey down to Miami, which is conveniently equally as trashy but more expensive, but now that they have all the money they ever need and since MTV is financing their shit, it’s safe to say the move was a natural progression especially all the top level Jersey trash I know who work the boardwalk always migrate to Florida Boardwalks for the winters….

I still can’t understand how these people make a living being followed by a camera and never will understand it…It’s depressing that these pigs make more money than most people because there is something seriously wrong with America…or maybe there’s just something seriously wrong with most people since they watch this shit…

Either way, Snooki was on her way to the gym, lookin like she needs the gym real bad….cuz she’s fat…and ugly…so really a gym won’t save her…but MTV will….

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