I’ve had the unfortunate experience of having visited Tampa years ago and shit was real fucking ghetto then, I can only assume it is substantially more ghetto now. So when I saw this news report of a bitch who tried to rob another bitch in broad daylight, I wasn’t surprised, what was a nice surprise was that the bitch getting robbed wrestled the bitch robbing and did what any hot cat fight does, at that’s leaving one of the bitches topless and forced to run down the street in her fuckin’ bra, cuz you know when a bitch is this gutter, she’s not parked around the fucking corner. I am upset there isn’t actual footage of her running down the street in her bra, the bitches weren’t hot and shit didn’t end in lesbian public lesbian sex the way I like it, but I figued I’d post the shit anyway, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll just close your eyes and visualize the shit to jerk off to, like little kids in the 40s used to have to do before there was TV.

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