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2010

14

May

Christina Ricci Small Tits are Boring as Fuck of the Day

One of the great tragedies of the 90s was when alien-head Christina Ricci decided to be anorexic. Cuz I used to be a fucking fan…The Addams Family brough on some solid jerk off sessions, so what….but her sex appeal quickly went to fucking shit….

I guess it was her dark teenage period where she was battling the pressure of her career as a child star, trying to transition to a respectable career as an artist…..and in doing so, became a tattooed goth who didn’t eat because I guess it was the one thing she could control….

Actors are so intense for no reason. They are self-conscious and act all serious, cerebral, and intellectual about their bullshit careers, I guess to make it feel like they do something substantial or that they are artits…even though they actually have less depth that and cardboard cut-out…but I guess there’s no fun in admitting that….when you can play make-belief….

Either way, the tragedy wasn’t that anorexia is bad, cuz I honestly appreciate eating disorders when they involve a bitch getting skinnier and not eating disorders where a bitch eats her feelings, but that she decided to amputate her fucking huge teen tits cuz she couldn’t starve them away and I guess they were fucking up her anorexic look…and whenever someone ruins a good thing for no reason other than her own psychological bullshit, it makes me hat her.

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