Celebrity news is boring…Sure watching the real news is depressing, unless you’re like me and have no faith in humanity, which makes this shit substantially funnier….Here are some of today’s weird stories…

Elem. School Teacher accidentally hands student porn DVD
Dana Hill’s 8-year-old daughter was handed a DVD she thought had class pictures of school events throughout the year, but instead showed what police call an adult pornographic commercial.

Plane passenger molests woman while she’s asleep
Aboard a Continental flight into Newark, a man reached under a woman’s clothing while she was sleeping… now he faces sexual assault charges.

Twin teen brothers running a prostitution ring

Ohio Teacher Busted for Offering Wine Coolers for Underage Sex – We’ve All Done the Wine Cooler Trick – Cuz It Tastes Like Juice!

Former Elementary School Turns Into Strip Club cuz Strip Clubs Do More Good for Society and You Don’t Need an Elementary School Education to Work There…You Just Need Tits…and You’ll Make More Money than your “educated” friends….

KY Man Gets Toddler Toddler Drunk Cuz in Kentucky, You’re Never Too Young to Taste Your Future…

West Virginia Man Burns Down Home Because Dinner Wasn’t Ready

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