The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s hanging with people more famous than her in Miami in hopes of feeling more relevant, not to say that Christina Aguilera is relevant, but I guess girl can sing and she has made lots of money and left her mark on the world with more than just a sex tape and a TV show no one will remember….
The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s in a bikini to make sure more pictures taken of her….that’s just obvious bottom feeding ladder climbing shit…
The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is because she’s covering her fucking ass like a teenage girl who is insecure about her body cuz she’s a teenage girl at the water park, or the fat mother at the public pool in a t-shirt cuz she’s a fat fucking mother who knows she looks like shit in a bathing suit but is doing it cuz she doesn’t want to miss out of life too….
I’m guessing Kim knows her ass is all anyone cares about….but more importantly that it’s a sloppy fucking disaster of an ass that without it’s Spanx and harnesses leave her with a crime scene that isn’t good for business…..while covering it up leaves the mystery that maybe that magical shit is being hidden cuz of it’s perfection, a stigma she’s trying to let die and not feed into…yeah…I’m sure that’s the case…because her life hasn’t been one cry for attention after another….and if she had a great ass, I’m pretty sure she’d be in ass-less chaps daily…and what you see here is just staged marketing….
And the good news is that at least she’s got tits….
Bonus – Strategic Ass Peek flash – where there was just enough ass to satisfy our needs while not showing off the actual disgusting part.
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