Katy Perry is fucking awkward. She’s a sloppy pig of a person and whenever I see her trying to be cute, or funny, or interesting, or hot, or talented or even controversial and sexy in her latex outfit that normally make men want to cum all over no matter what shit is on, even if it looks like a cheesy 80s boardshort….

She can’t put on a good show, or sing a song well, or sing a good song worth listening to, or even dance….

She is just a disaster of a person…who some how tricked the public into thinking she was worth noticing…..which I guess she is worth noticing…since I am a dude and I like natural lookin tits and she knows her self worth…and shows off her fat natural lookin tits as often as possible…cuz I guess that’s all it really takes….

So as much as I hate giving her any credit….she’s doin’ that titty thing proper…and sometimes that’s all you gotta do proper to get ahead….just ask your local stripper….or in my case…my mother…

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