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2010

16

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger for Maxim Video of the Day

She has a great body but her face is fucking busted and transgendered. She was in Montreal this past weekend and I didn’t bother trying to sniff out her balls and throw random rotting vegetables at her to show her how much I appreciate her career and her music but now that her and her fake tits are gone I feel emptiness but I don’t think it’s related to her in anyway since I feel this way whenever I am sober….

I don’t know if anyone cares about her or if she’s actually considered a person. I don’t think Pussycat Dolls are significant in any way….and I know Maxim is fucking dying and struggling to stay alive, willing to take whatever pussy that comes along a chance for the cover, cuz the A-Listers have moved the fuck onto other things like Twitter.

Either way, here she is her hot body to make fat girls feel shitty about themselves and for the closet cases to pretend they are jerking off to a chick while staring at her strong jaw….

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