I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses.

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