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2013

18

Jun

Russell Brand Doesn’t Like MSNBC of the Day

Russell Brand is promoting a comedy tour because people think he is funny enough to pay for tickets, because he probably is, since comedians don’t really need to be funny for the public to love them, they just have to be on TV…and fuck Katy Perry…

I have actually seen his comedy years ago, before he was anything in the USA, it was before he launched his first Judd Apatow shit, long before banging Katy Perry…and being loved by America…he was actually good, despite how much I hate admitting it.

He’s actually pretty clever in his very tight pants and his big British words….and I like seeing him deal with the MSNBC crew in a bit of a punk rock way, calling them out for being the talking head idiots they are…

He goes on a rampage, reading the teleprompter, giving lessons in etiquette and the flaw in the news system of America….and I think this is a solid win…

Here’s some Katy Perry in a Recent Vogue – Cuz She’s the Cankles Who Got Away

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2012

13

Mar

Russell Brand Throws iPhones Through Windows of the Day

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You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck…

I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.

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2011

09

May

Russell Brand is Gay of the Day

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Everyone knows jet skiing with a dude riding tandem makes you gay, especially when he grabs your ass as you get off your jet ski, you know while the paparazzi watches probably hoping to either start rumors as jokes, cuz when you’re famous, all the paparazzi and tabloid stories gives them something to laugh at when sitting on their piles sof money, or maybe cuz Russell Brand’s boyfriend is trying to get the attention he deserves, cuz he’s tired of being on the backburner, like some kind of mistress who gets pregnant on purpose demanding you leave your wife for her, when the fun in having a mistress becomes a stressful job…instead of a stress relief….all over the bitches face….

All I gotta say, is if you were married to Katy Perry for business, you’d go faggot too, especially when you were one in the first place…can’t hide behind those tight pants, long hair and poofter accent for ever….

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2010

21

Jun

Russell Brand Poses With Girls in Bikinis Like He’s Not a Queer of the Day

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I know it’s pretty fucking obvious and maybe even boring to say that Russell Brand is a queer, because everyone already knows he is and not because he wears tight pants, or because he makes out with his male costars every chance her gets, or even because of his weird dainty accent and way he speaks, but because he’s engaged to Katy Perry, a disgusting pig of a woman I know that anyone hetero wouldn’t get down with unless they were black, but that a queer would pretend to the public that he is getting down with her, because it makes the most sense for both their careers….I know that Russell Brand pretended to be a drug addict and wrote a fake book and lived his lie that led him to North America, so pullin’ stunts like pretending is easy for him….but I guess as long as he gets trash half naked in their bikinis, he’s the kind of homo I don’t mind getting behind….but as soon the bikini-clad bitches disappear…I got no choice but to go back hating on this useless unfunny motherfucker……and I guess the post of this post is to say I dig cheap marketing strategies…cuz bitches in bikinis always get my attention….good job you fucking geniuses.

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2010

15

Jan

This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

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I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…

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2009

09

Nov

Katy Perry Sluts It Up for and Russell Brand of the Day

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I guess having a man who actually wants to fuck her who isn’t black is exciting Katy Perry and boosting her confidence, because black guys will fuck any white chick, no matter how doughy or disgusting she may be, because the fact that she’s white totally conquers all her shortcomings, is getting to Katy Perry’s head. It’s like now that someone who could very well be a homosexual but may suck it up and fuck her like she was the man he wishes she was, because she’s out wearing thigh high pantyhose and sheer dresses and pretty much being as seductive as a girl of her stature can be without shit being overly comical, since she’s disgusting looking. It’s one of those hormonal things that makes a bitch go crazy after long stints of not fucking stop and long stints of fucking start and the only thing that would make these pictures hotter would be if they were of this lovely couple trapped in a blazing fire, or if their plane was crashing into the ocean, or if they were both walking around with their HIV positive results because really, they do no good for society and are just stains of shit you leave behind on the toilet seat to fuck with the next guy you know will have to use it, and some people are just better off disappearing than annoying me in picture, not that I wish death upon people, it just seems like the only way for Katy Perry to really do something right….

Here are some more of her….

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2009

20

Oct

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are Disgusting in Love of the Day

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This is a horrible way to wake up, the only salvation we have is that Russell Brand’s heroin addiction was actual fact and not just a bullshit book he wrote as an “autobiography” from his parent’s basement that lead to his MTV career and that lead to his Hollywood career, and that he shared needles, is too scared to get tested for AIDS and has infected this Katy Perry dog so they both live sick and miserable lives with no energy to perform ever again.

The only thing that makes sense in all this is that I thought brand was a full poofter and that his sex jokes were all just the same bullshit that landed him his career, when really he wanted to rim Seth Rogan with his cock head or some shit, so that would explain why he’s so smitten with Katy Perry, because he doesn’t realize she is the ugly pig that she is, he just knows pretending to kiss her is good for his career…..and the whole thing is pretty fucking sick.

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2009

08

Oct

Russell Brand’s Got No Taste in Vagina of the Day

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Russell Brand is kind of a funny dude. I have seen him in stand-up years ago and he was a lot more interesting to listen to than the other people on the bill like Judd Apatow, Seth Rogan and that weird Asian chick who fucks the dude in Juno.

Sure his shit is tired, his jokes repetitive, he’s softer and candy coated and even annoying, but I am sure he could land some seriously hot pussy, but instead he’s fucking Katy Perry. Sure, he’s kinda gay and gay dudes pretending to be straight don’t traditionally fuck the hottest girls, you know as they prefer the kind who look like they have dicks, and in his defense he is from the UK where most girls are as ugly as Katy Perry, but I guess we can always hope that this known heroin addict, or at least dude who claims he was a heroin addict has HIV from sharing needles he hasn’t told anyone about and does us all a favor by infectin’ this bitch….cuz then she’ll be too sick to make another horrible record to destroy my life with. Good goin’ Russell! Someone get him the Nobel Peace Prize.

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2009

09

Apr

Russell Brand’s Two Groupies Sneakin’ Out of His House Weirdness of the Day

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Russell Brand is milking this fame shit by always rockin’ out with random groupies. These two girls I guess he was fucking in tandem, because that’s the power fame gives you, ran outside hiding under black robes to get something out of their car, because I am sure Brand has had his way with them from all fuckin’ angles.

I don’t have anything to really say about this, because who really cares. Girls are whores. Girls like famous dudes and why wouldn’t they. He’s got money, he’s not lookin’ for a wife, but they probably like giving him everything he wants in hopes that one day he’ll choose them and let them into his little world.

Who cares. Seriously. Why did I bother downloading these fucking pictures. Cropping them. Uploading them. When there’s nothing hot about them except whatever my imagination had lined up for them, but even that’s hard to pull off because all I see are their thick ankles, like we’re in some muslim country reporting the news in blackface….you like how I just tied that into an earlier post. Admit it was clever.

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2009

01

Apr

Russell Brand in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I always write about girls in see through tops, I figure why not switch it up a bit, you know and show off Russell Brand wearing whatever the fuck he’s wearing, but definitely shouldn’t be wearing, but assume it’s part of his long hair, sexually ambiguous, wordy bullshit comedy act that is kind of irritating as shit, and kind of funmy at the same time, because this skinny motherfucker could double as a woman if you got him in the right position and I know you like that. Gaylord.

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