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2009

09

Nov

Katy Perry Sluts It Up for and Russell Brand of the Day

I guess having a man who actually wants to fuck her who isn’t black is exciting Katy Perry and boosting her confidence, because black guys will fuck any white chick, no matter how doughy or disgusting she may be, because the fact that she’s white totally conquers all her shortcomings, is getting to Katy Perry’s head. It’s like now that someone who could very well be a homosexual but may suck it up and fuck her like she was the man he wishes she was, because she’s out wearing thigh high pantyhose and sheer dresses and pretty much being as seductive as a girl of her stature can be without shit being overly comical, since she’s disgusting looking. It’s one of those hormonal things that makes a bitch go crazy after long stints of not fucking stop and long stints of fucking start and the only thing that would make these pictures hotter would be if they were of this lovely couple trapped in a blazing fire, or if their plane was crashing into the ocean, or if they were both walking around with their HIV positive results because really, they do no good for society and are just stains of shit you leave behind on the toilet seat to fuck with the next guy you know will have to use it, and some people are just better off disappearing than annoying me in picture, not that I wish death upon people, it just seems like the only way for Katy Perry to really do something right….

Here are some more of her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alive|Katy Perry|Russell Brand

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