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Archive for the Loser Category

2010

15

Jan

This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hack|Joke|Loser|Not Funny|Russell Brand|Trash

2009

01

Jun

Goodbye to My Virgin Goddess of the Day

Susan Boyle is a loser, not that you didn’t already know that, I mean she lived with her mom and never got dick in her life, you know, too scared to leave the fuckin’ nest and live her own fuckin’ life and make something of herself. An emotionally fragile quiet awkward woman you wouldn’t have even noticed on the bus, turned into a phenomenon overnight, for just being on a reality show and being able to sing dated Andrew Lloyd Webber music that only the ederly really appreciate, forcing her to lose to the video of the dance troop you see above, because the people have spoken and reaffirmed that a loser is meant to be a fuckin loser.

You see the biggest mistake was that she took all that attention she was getting, because she never had any attention before, and grew some fucking balls taking her youtube video views and translated that into a celebrity, self-worth and fuckin’ purpose, because losers have a hard time differentiating attention because they’ve never had any.

Anyway, now she’s been admitted to a mental instutition, because that’s just how worked up and convinced she was going to win, not that she was all that stable to begin with.

Either way, I’d still pop that cherry.

Posted in:Loser|Susan Boyle

2009

22

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Waste of Fucking Space of the Day

I hate Tila Tequila, which is probably expected since I hate most people. There’s something about her that makes me feel there is something seriously wrong with the world. I don’t understand how she can have a career and the attention from the paparazzi, her own show with MTV, book deals, hosting parties and making lots of money doing shit like that for being a half naked asian with fake tits.

Her milking this lesbian shit because she’s figured out that it gets her more airtime and secures her brand, offends me. Sure, this new goth chick is hotter than the last pussy she pretended to date, but so is the shit smear on my toilet seat that’s been there all week, because she was fucking hideous.

Her bending down to this girl’s pussy area and sticking her tongue out to give us the fantasy of what is going to go on in the bedroom or club bathroom is about as attractive as a chick mimicking a blowjob by air-jerking a dick and opening her mouth, the type of thing you’d expect from a fat chick who doesn’t know how to seduce.

Shit’s all about being subtle, it’s about being sexy, coming out and doing this shit just makes you look like a fucking joke, but for some reason, she gets more work and attention from it, and that bothers me. Not to mention, I have a feeling they aren’t even fucking and this is just a cry for more attention which makes the whole thing that much worse…

Sure this post had no point, because I know you love this kind of fake slut behavior so look at the pics.

Posted in:Lesbian|Loser|Tila Tequila

2008

14

Nov

Michael Jordan Loses 1 on 1 Game to a Wallstreet CEO of the Day

I saw this video where Jordan plays one on one with a bunch of Wall Street CEOs back in 2003 and he loses to some dude named John Rogers who was some CEO before the market crashed and burned and left him a multi-millionaire who needed a bailout from the US government that allowed his company to pay for their Christmas Party, without coming out of his pocket. I don’t know much about this guy, or if my claims about him being true, but I do know that he beat Jordan at his own game and that’s some pretty crazy shit right there…..you know, since he was the best player in the fucking game and motherfucker can beat pros with his eyes shut even now that he’s old and washed up….and I guess he watches this video everyday to remind him that despite the condition of the economy, he’s not a loser, he beat Michael fucking Jordan….

Posted in:Loser|Michael Jordan

2008

22

May

Olivia Munn Keeps the Dream Alive of the Day

The thing you gotta love about Olivia Munn, other than the fact that she’s the relatively hot girl who caters to geeks across the nation on her shitty G4TV bullshit designed for virgins, is that she takes her target market seriously enough to show up to events with dudes who look equally ugly as the guys who jerk off to her compulsively at home. It’s not really their fault, they are collectors and the obsessive nature of collecting usually spills over into all aspects of their life. The benefit of her doing this is that it still gives hope to the losers watching her daily at home that they have a chance. Nothing would turn them off of her more than if she showed up with a gym-bo in Ed Hardy who the only Superman he knows is himself as he flexes in front of the mirror and not the one her audience knows everything about because they’ve read every single Superman comic ever written 33 times because that’s the year Superman was created, but you already know that, don’t you virgin.

Posted in:Loser|Olivia Munn

2007

11

Sep

I am – Kanye West’s Freak Out at the VMAs of the Day

Here’s the video of Kanye West freaking out for losing all the awards he was up for at the VMAs. Dude pulls the race card and cries like a little bitch about how hard he works and how good he is and how he’s never coming back to MTV because he feels so wronged, or whatever the fuck he says because I don’t speak Hip Hop.

I do know that it’s possible the whole thing is a publicity stunt, his whole being the best and greatest attitude is kinda what makes him who he is and without that he’s just some dude with average music and sunglasses like Diddy. Every rapper thinks they are the best, because all their friends that they grew up with are working at car washes, selling drugs or dead so as local heroes now in the big leagues up against the world, so standing out as the best is the way to get noticed. Plus people are idiots and believe what they are told. So if an average girl says she’s hot, people around her start believing it too. If an dude thinks he’s funny and tells everyone how funny he is, people around him start to think he’s funny because they are supposed to.

When I was growing up there was a really ugly chick who looked like an alien. All the guys in my class were so fucking into her because she had a bit more of a body than the rest of the girls who still looked like little boys. She had some tit, some ass, was tall and had thick legs. But I always knew something was off. I was new to the country and didn’t want to get beat up so I’d just go along with them saying how bitch was hot and I’d be all like “dude did you see that tight shit she was in” and shit, so here we are with this monster of a girl who became a monster because she thought she was fucking hot and guys thought she was hot, when in reality she was more busted than my TV.

Either way, losing sucks and I can relate to the frustration of thinking that you’ve got something good and never getting acknowledged, living a life of constant losing….but I guess what you gotta do is realize that the shit you create is garbage so that when awards shows come up you’re just happy to be invited to the party because there’s an open bar. Being a diva about it is so fucking pathetic and now I have no respect for the guy, not because he’s black but because he’s a cry baby. I think it’s called “grow a dick” asshole. He makes more money than anyone I’ve ever met I don’t see why he’s gotta get menstruate all over MTV….just sit at home and count your money, fuck hot groupies and shut the fuck up.


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Posted in:Baby|Bitch|Diva|Kanye West|Loser|Unsorted

2007

11

Sep

I am – Kanye West's Freak Out at the VMAs of the Day

Here’s the video of Kanye West freaking out for losing all the awards he was up for at the VMAs. Dude pulls the race card and cries like a little bitch about how hard he works and how good he is and how he’s never coming back to MTV because he feels so wronged, or whatever the fuck he says because I don’t speak Hip Hop.

I do know that it’s possible the whole thing is a publicity stunt, his whole being the best and greatest attitude is kinda what makes him who he is and without that he’s just some dude with average music and sunglasses like Diddy. Every rapper thinks they are the best, because all their friends that they grew up with are working at car washes, selling drugs or dead so as local heroes now in the big leagues up against the world, so standing out as the best is the way to get noticed. Plus people are idiots and believe what they are told. So if an average girl says she’s hot, people around her start believing it too. If an dude thinks he’s funny and tells everyone how funny he is, people around him start to think he’s funny because they are supposed to.

When I was growing up there was a really ugly chick who looked like an alien. All the guys in my class were so fucking into her because she had a bit more of a body than the rest of the girls who still looked like little boys. She had some tit, some ass, was tall and had thick legs. But I always knew something was off. I was new to the country and didn’t want to get beat up so I’d just go along with them saying how bitch was hot and I’d be all like “dude did you see that tight shit she was in” and shit, so here we are with this monster of a girl who became a monster because she thought she was fucking hot and guys thought she was hot, when in reality she was more busted than my TV.

Either way, losing sucks and I can relate to the frustration of thinking that you’ve got something good and never getting acknowledged, living a life of constant losing….but I guess what you gotta do is realize that the shit you create is garbage so that when awards shows come up you’re just happy to be invited to the party because there’s an open bar. Being a diva about it is so fucking pathetic and now I have no respect for the guy, not because he’s black but because he’s a cry baby. I think it’s called “grow a dick” asshole. He makes more money than anyone I’ve ever met I don’t see why he’s gotta get menstruate all over MTV….just sit at home and count your money, fuck hot groupies and shut the fuck up.


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Pam Anderson on the Beach Pictures
Pam Anderson on the Beach Again Pictures
Diddy Pickin’ Up Bitches Exclusive Cell Phone Pics
Live Bloggin’ The VMAs 2006

Posted in:Baby|Bitch|Diva|Kanye West|Loser|Unsorted