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2010

15

Jan

This is What Russell Brand Does for a Living of the Day

I don’t really like Russell Brand at all. The only redeeming quality he had was the minor possibility that he was HIV positive from when he used to share needles doing heroin in the UK. I feel like I’ve mentioned this 100 times before, because I have….

Unfortunately for us, he bullshitted that whole heroin story when he was creating this persona that is clearly as authentic as his heterosexuality. This out of the box, cookie cutter act is just a fucking act and the whole half-homo, sexually ambigious “drug addiction” bullshit just solidified his failed rocker act.

Either way, here he is changing the world in his work, but simulating pissing on someone’s face while probably getting paid millions of dollars and anyone who says this bullshit takes talent is a fucking asshole who needs to be taken outback and shot. Seriously….look at these pictures and try your hardest to have any level of respect for this waste of fucking space “Funnyman”…..who is really just an annoying tight clothes wearing queer….

Hollywood fucking sucks. The scam is on us…We are the real fucking idiots for allowing these people to have careers…

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2009

02

Dec

Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

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I hate this fucking joke. Seriously fucking hate him and I don’t even know who he is, what show he is on or where he is from. I just know that his pictures come up and they piss me off. Not only is his outfit fucking annoying and obnoxious, but so is his tan and the fact that this joke of a plastic surgeon carries around the tabloids he is in, screaming that motherfucker is crying for attention and trying to get people to notice him, like a whiney little metrosexual bitch that he is.

This should be enough for the Plastic Surgery license board to step back and see the true intention of his work in medicine and that’s to be famous with this gimicky bullshit and they should revoke the shit, because a clown of a plastic surgeon without a plastic surgery license is just a fuckin’ clown and it’d be nice to see him lose everything he’s worked for and end up on the street getting quarters thrown at him like this motherfucker deserves……even though the reality is that he probably lives in a million dollar home with a couple hundred thousand dollar cars and the jokes on us, proving yet again that life is pretty much unfair bullshit.

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2009

29

Jun

Lady Gaga’s Still Trying to Distract Us With Stupidities of the Day

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If I had known that I would have been in a club with Lady Gaga last week, I probably would have played things out a little different, and instead of grabbing her ass around her secuirty guard’s back, and demanding a drink, only for her cunt fuck face to give me a dirty look, like she’s not a ugly piece of shit girl I would normally piss on if she hadn’t tricked the world and got herself famous, and I would have suicide bombed her fuckin’ pussy.

When I see her, I feel angry, and when I see her pulling stunts like this with her stupid hair piece to hide her accidented face and I just want her dead.