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2009

02

Dec

Plastic Surgeon Robert Rey is a Fucking Joke of the Day

I hate this fucking joke. Seriously fucking hate him and I don’t even know who he is, what show he is on or where he is from. I just know that his pictures come up and they piss me off. Not only is his outfit fucking annoying and obnoxious, but so is his tan and the fact that this joke of a plastic surgeon carries around the tabloids he is in, screaming that motherfucker is crying for attention and trying to get people to notice him, like a whiney little metrosexual bitch that he is.

This should be enough for the Plastic Surgery license board to step back and see the true intention of his work in medicine and that’s to be famous with this gimicky bullshit and they should revoke the shit, because a clown of a plastic surgeon without a plastic surgery license is just a fuckin’ clown and it’d be nice to see him lose everything he’s worked for and end up on the street getting quarters thrown at him like this motherfucker deserves……even though the reality is that he probably lives in a million dollar home with a couple hundred thousand dollar cars and the jokes on us, proving yet again that life is pretty much unfair bullshit.

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2009

25

Nov

Robert Rey is Not a Doctor but a Clown of the Day

I don’t know about you, but this is the last doctor I would trust performing any kind of surgery on me. I get that he’s a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills and by default that means we can’t take him seriously in terms of his medical ability as this kind of doctor is just into making a lot of money and not so into helping people….He’s just a novelty act marketing himself in efforts to make a lot of fucking money reconstructing celebrity whore pussy, sucking the fat out of their asses and giving them better tits, something we all know a lot of them need, but his frosted tips, sleeveless scrubs, gold plated stethoscope he wears out like gangster bling is too fuckin’ much.

Please take his license away, I think his money is getting to his head and turning him into a tacky cuban drug dealer in Miami in the 70s….or some kind of pitboy you’d find topless in a gay afterhours club high on MDMA…he looks like a fucking joke….a really funny joke they need to send into the dying kids ward to make them laugh in their last days like he was Patch Adams and that’s why I am posting it….trust me, it’s got nothing to do with me caring…

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