Dead or alive, Michael Jackson fucking scares….and I have no idea how creating this special commemorative wax figure of the motherfucker really celebrates the year anniversary of his death…when the real celebration is all the kids he used to get with have had a year for their assholes to heal….

I am not even sure if this fucker is dead, his death revitalized his career, got him out of debt, would have been easy to stage, and he may not have even been a real human for all we fucking know, based on his serious resemblance to ET. Maybe motherfucker just went back to the planet he came from…..

Either way, this is some zombie or robot shit I need to consult with my weird lonely neighbor who knows a lot about these things, but I’m convinced this is the real MJ, he’s just turned off, but that’ll all change when little boys come through the museum and rub up against him for a picture….

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