Here’s Ronaldo’s model girlfriend cuz apparently he’s not gay and she is his proof, even though I think she may just be on payroll from his management because no one likes a gay soccer player…it would make all the passionate Europeans feel more awkward when they jerk off to him than they do now…Seriously, as much as people laugh at Ronaldo’s tight clothes and Euro haircut, the real issue are his fans who are are substantially more queer than him, cuz they actually climax watching him do his soccer thing, while he’s getting with models, not that any of that matters, cuz his pussy looks like a hot mess and I like it…

Pics via Bauer

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