I don’t know what the fuck kind of accident or experiment went on with Renee Zelwegger’s face. I don’t know if she was in a dairy farming accident as a child and suffered a life of painful surgeries to reconfigure her face, only to land in Hollywood, eager to persevere as growing up disabled made her strong and eager to never take no for an answer or feel she can’t achieve greatness, in one of those handicapped person being too proud to allow their handicap hold them back situations….or if this is just the product of getting plastic surgery in efforts to keep her naturally weird looking face that gave her a great career in check as she aged…so that she wouldn’t lose her competitive edge, or maybe some botched botox went down in her friends living room after being talked into the shit after one too many cocktails, but I do know whatever happened, it’s not very pretty…

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