I don’t know what the fuck kind of accident or experiment went on with Renee Zelwegger’s face. I don’t know if she was in a dairy farming accident as a child and suffered a life of painful surgeries to reconfigure her face, only to land in Hollywood, eager to persevere as growing up disabled made her strong and eager to never take no for an answer or feel she can’t achieve greatness, in one of those handicapped person being too proud to allow their handicap hold them back situations….or if this is just the product of getting plastic surgery in efforts to keep her naturally weird looking face that gave her a great career in check as she aged…so that she wouldn’t lose her competitive edge, or maybe some botched botox went down in her friends living room after being talked into the shit after one too many cocktails, but I do know whatever happened, it’s not very pretty…

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It doesn’t just amaze me that Renee Zelwegger had the confidence to become and actor who happened to be well received and who has actually won Academy Awards and landed roles that aren’t the monster in Fairy Tale movies, but instead are the leading lady…but it always amazes me that she gets laid… I have fucked many dirty, ugly, disgusting lookin’ bitches and I have no standards, but none looked this much like a SciFi monster that would definitely give me nightmares just being in the same room as her…but for some reason she is getting cock and not just everyday cock trying to ride her to the top or to live the good life…but Bradley Cooper cock from The Hangover and that makes no sense to me because she doesn’t look fucking human…but I guess he’s into that. Rich dudes are always the weirdos.

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